First Lie [Video]

[knitbadsweaters]

[Hello, everyone! Ever wondered what happened to your favourite moe!nun? Well, even though Iris did drink the water and therefore some Black Blood, she seems to be very unaffected.

In fact, she is so unaffected, that when she makes a public video, she seems rather calm and composed.]

Why is it that everyone seems so......troubled, today? There are so many fights and riots breaking out......I hope that nobody gets hurt.

[In fact, Iris’ voice seems so calm and composed that.....well, it sounds a little creepy and sinister.]

[OOC: Yep. Backdated, overdue Madness!Iris post.]</small

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[seizeyoursouls]

[There is a stuffed rabbit on the screen. Jiiiiiii.]

[knitbadsweaters]

[Normal!Iris would think that's cute. Dahlia!Iris is thinking, "WTF is a stuffed rabbit doing on the screen?"]

[seizeyoursouls]

[slow motion crying from the stuffed rabbit]

I've been hit, been hit...!

[knitbadsweaters]

Wh.....what?!

[seizeyoursouls]

My heart, my heart! My heart has been hit!

[knitbadsweaters]

Um....hit? What are you talking about?

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

Troubled? I've never been less troubled in my entire life, de arimasu~ I feel free, like I could do anything I wanted, de arimasu!

[video]

[knitbadsweaters]

Wh-what do you mean? [Acts as if she is concerned - except Dahlia!Iris doesn't really give a shit]

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

Did I stutter, Pekoponian? I mean exactly what I just said. I'm going to do anything I want and no one can stop me, de arimasu.

[video] 1/2

[knitbadsweaters]

Oh...

[video] 2/2

[knitbadsweaters]

Well.....please don't hurt anyone. [Nope. She isn't being serious at all]

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

As long as they don't get in my way, I'm willing to let them live, de arimasu.

[prosecutory]

[Upon seeing Iris on the network and hearing her speak so calmly...well, he didn't know how to react at first. Her statements sounded like things Iris would say, but the way she said them was rubbing him the wrong way. It almost reminded him of...of...

Yeah.

So have a rather worried prosecutor sitting tensely at his desk.]

Iris?

[knitbadsweaters]

[There is nothing suspicious going on at all. You must be imagining things, silly Mr. Edgeworth!]

Yes, Mr. Edgeworth? Is there something wrong?

[prosecutory]

Are...are you all right?

[His voice is guarded, and he barely moves from where he's sitting. Of course, he manages to meet her eyes.]

[video]

[knitbadsweaters]

O-of course I am all right?! Why do you say something like that?

[video]

[prosecutory]

The entire city seems to have been plunged into madness yet again, somehow. Do not succumb to it.

[video]

[knitbadsweaters]

Oh - of course.

Make sure you don't get hurt either, Mr. Edgeworth. [And the creepy thing is that she doesn't sound like she means it at all]

[fourleafbrat]

You hope nobody gets hurt?

[hahaha isn't that cute. she's laughing. yep.]

We're here because of a war. Or did you forget that little fact? [like when she hit her head--]

[knitbadsweaters]

Oh, but even so, it would be so horrible if people did get hurt! It would break my little heart!

[fourleafbrat]

[Now she's just smirking. No way this is for real. She didn't think anyone like this actually existed.]

But what if they deserve it...?

video;

[sorceries]

Are you alright, Iris?

video;

[knitbadsweaters]

Why wouldn't I be, Mr. Howl?

video;

[sorceries]

I'm sure you've noticed how chaotic the city has become. Some people seem to be more affected than others.

Re: video;

[knitbadsweaters]

Oh, um...yes. The city.

I hope everything gets back to normal, soon. I feel really frightened!

video;

[sorceries]

[ huh. she doesn't sound that good to him. ]

It should be fine if you stay inside.

[ video; the latest ]

[histrionicflair]

It's not the first time this has happened. Are you well, Iris?

[ video; the latest ]

[knitbadsweaters]

Oh, I am fine, Miss Von Karma. Just a little disturbed and frightened by all that is going on, today.

[histrionicflair]

...

Pardon my skepticism, but are you sure that that's all that there is?

[knitbadsweaters]

B-but of course! Why on earth would you think such a thing, Miss Von Karma?