Text | February 11th

[moralizes]

[He's done the best he can to make the post anonymous. Which doesn't mean it's entirely safe, but...]

Ichimaru Gin - is this man currently in Death City, and if so, is he partnered with someone.

[He isn't so sure he wants to see Gin, or be found by him. Not quite yet, anyway. That means stearing clear of anyone at all from his world, but asking about any of the others would make it too clear who is asking. It's easy enough to keep out of the way of anyone else, but Gin always manages to sneak up on him all too easily...]

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[moralizes]

No, I still don't understand that.

[conduit]

Izuru. You are a catch. You are a cute, funny, handsome, realistic, and slightly adorable man. Deal with it, and find a nice lady with your charms and stunningly muscular body. [ well this thread is going in my greatest hits collection. ]

[moralizes]

'S-slightly adorable'? I'm certainly not that or funn--

[Oh wait did she just say stunningly muscular body, if anything has ever made him want to curl up and die, it's that.]

I, n-no, nothing like that...! Matsumoto-fukutaichou!

[I can't handle this, I laugh out loud every time I get a tag]

oh yes i went there B)

[conduit]

[ His reaction causes Rangiku to giggle. ]

Aha! I told you you were funny! That reaction was totally hilarious~! [ She giggles. ] It was very cute too! All of these definitely supplement your fantastically toned body too!

[ hold on. it's about to get worse. Rangiku hits a small button on a small remote, and, immediately, an irresistible beat kicks in. ]

Speaking of which, Izuru~!, I think we've found you a theme song.

oh my god mariah carey everywhere!!

[moralizes]

What-- Matsumoto-fukutaichou, what sort of music do you listen to?! How does that have a thing to do with me...!

[OH DEAR FUCKING LORD LET HIM BE SMITTEN DOWN WHERE HE STANDS]

you know you love her lbr.

[conduit]

I listen to cute, fun, happy tunes~! This has a lot do to with you because I know you really want someone to touch your body and you must really love someone deep down, huh, Izuru? I know this song is dedicated to someone~!

[ WOMEN'S INTUITION: ASTONISHINGLY CORRECT BULLSHITTING. ]

I love not being named after her

[moralizes]

I- no, nothing like that! She's much too innocent to even think about something like that...

[Oops giving himself away]

I love that your mom loved her so much to consider that as a valid name!

[conduit]

She?! She?! Oh, Izuru, we have some talking to do! [ ........HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. SHE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR SECRETS! ]

it IS a nice name on its own at least...

[moralizes]

[Oh crap what did he just say--]

A-ah, no, I never meant to say that...! It's not true...

Indeed! || 1/2

[conduit]

No, Izuru! You totally have a secret!

2/2

[conduit]

And I must know what it is. [ YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE HER. ]

[moralizes]

...I can't tell you...what would happen if you were drinking and said something?

[conduit]

Oh, Izuru, I have enough self control to keep secrets when I'm drunk! You know that! I'd never spill such sensitive information!

[moralizes]

I don't know about that... There's little point either way, nothing would ever come of it. Abarai-fukutaichou...probably knows, that is already one too many.

[It's already been going on since they were classmates, after all...]

[conduit]

Oh please. Renji is totally not observant enough to catch onto subtle secrets. I want to be the only one who knows!!!!

[ ....TELL HER YOUR SECRETS IZURU!!!!!!! >(!!!!!!! ]

[moralizes]

[He sighs. With how insistent she is...maybe it's better to just get it over with... But she's certainly not getting any details! ...not that there are any...]

...Hinamori-fukutaichou.

1/2

[conduit]

Izuru!?

[conduit]

That is the cutest thing I've ever heard! Oh my god~! I'm going to try my hardest to get you two together~! I know you two can be just the cutest couple ever~! [ she's beaming with pride. ]

[moralizes]

[Wait what no, that's not what he intended?!?!]

N-no, really, don't...don't do anything like that! After everything that has happened I really couldn't dream of it!

[Plus it's Matsumoto, it would all be horribly embarrassing........]