[1] Ramen Bowl | Friday 12th February

[kuramaless]

[He's not really looking at his communicator. It's been abandoned on the floor beside him - he'd meant to record something-- but the moment he'd thought of something to say, he'd gotten side tracked.

With his shirt up, he's staring down at his stomach, pulling a face much like a childish pout.]

Oi, K'rama. It's about time ya talk t'me yanno? I ain't heard nothin' outta ya since we got here. We're both here, so you should at least lemme know what you think about this place.

[Cue a quick prod to the centre of his stomach-- He doesn't seem convinced though. As he shouldn't be. Kurama is not with him. He knows that much.]

Comments

[kuramaless]

Shut-- [More static and fuzz and noise and flicking there for you.] --ten.

[Oh, right there.]

Which stupid button is it!?

[weaponry]

Try pressing the menu button. [ She sighs and shakes her head. God damn it, Naruto. ]

[kuramaless]

What menu button?

[They're not labelled or anything, come on Tenten.]

I think-- I'm just gonna look for this place.

[weaponry]

Press the large button that looks like it's in the center. There should be multiple options there, so just scroll until you see the word map.

[ damn it! why do ninjas and technology go together like beauty pageants and PHDs!? ]

[kuramaless]

[Okay, those are very clear, concise instructions. Thank you, Tenten.]

Ha! There.

Okay.

[Hmm.]

So, where's this place? Where am I?

[weaponry]

[ oh boy naruto!! Do you require instruction in everything technological?! Well you are a ninja but still!! ] You are the giant red x that says "You are here." on the legend. To find a ramen shop just type ramen in the search function. I'm sure you'll find a bunch of results that'll leave you penniless in no time.

[kuramaless]

[NO! Just-- this is weird, shut up.]

Oh-- that's what that is.

[He just does exactly as she says, eyes slowly widening as the list grows.]

Oh man! Seriously!? All these places sell ramen?

[... Can you see that drool yet, Tenten. He's been away from Konoha for a pretty long time too.]

[weaponry]

Yeah. All of those places sell ramen, Naruto. Try not to go broke. [ Even though food is free, she'd totally not be surprised if Naruto somehow bankrupted himself on ramen. Oh boy.... ]

[kuramaless]

Aaaah, That's amazin'!

Ah-- Wait, how much does it cost here?

[weaponry]

Well, some ramen shops will feed you for free if you're a kidnapped resident but that's not an invitation to eat them out of a way to make money, Naruto! Some will give you a discount, and others will charge a price that can range from light bowls that are around two or three dollars, to heavier, big, monstrous bowls that are like fifteen. Just, be careful with what you spend and what you eat, Naruto. [ huffhuff. ]

[kuramaless]

[You said the word 'free', Tenten. Do you realise-- what havoc you have wreaked upon every ramen shop in town?]

Oi oi! That's awesome. I er--

I gotta go okay!?

[weaponry]

Just don't eat them all out of a profit, okay, Naruto? [ HRRRRRGH. Just have angry breaths out. She's certainly regretting this now. ]

[kuramaless]

'Course I ain't gonna do that.

[He's a little distracted though, and that's the doorway of the first ramen shop you can see in the corner of the screen there.]

Are you goin' now?

[weaponry]

Yeah, yeah, I'll go now. Have fun at your dinner Naruto. If you need someone to bail you out of angry restaurant workers, call Guy-sensei. [ as if she's dealing with that stuff. ]

[kuramaless]

Ah-- Yeah yeah I will.

See ya later or somethin'!

[weaponry]

Bye-bye, Naruto! [ She ends the transmission. ]