Feb 13 | Afternoon | Text

[tokunagas]

With all these new people here and with a certain holiday tomorrow, I thought a date would be in order!



You see this man here? His name is Kratos Aurion and he's just so lonely! He's currently 28 and is completely single! Would you ladies want a man like that in your life? He's more handsome than the picture looks but if you want a date, let me know and I can arrange something for you two ♥

Comments

[Video]

[atailoftwoworlds]

He's looking for a cute girl? Leave it to me - I know all about girls. I can find a lovely lady for him double-fast! [Yes, he's being totally serious about this]

[Video]

[tokunagas]

That's great, you save me the trouble of finding someone!

So, who do you have in mind?

[Video]

[atailoftwoworlds]

Well....what type of girls does he like?

[Video]

[tokunagas]

That's a good question.

I think he would like the more rowdy types.

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[atailoftwoworlds]

Rowdy type. Right. I'll get right on it! [In other words, he hasn't thought of anyone yet, although he's pretty confident he can find one. He's got a pretty biiig ego when it comes to girls]

[Video]

[tokunagas]

Hehe, thank you so much, sir!

I'm sure that this date will go great!

[Video]

[atailoftwoworlds]

Whoah! What are you calling me 'sir' for? Just call me 'Zidane', all right?

[Video]

[tokunagas]

Hehe~

All right then, thank you so much, Zidane, for all your help! So you already have some ladies in mind for him?

[Video]

[flamberge]

As kind as it is for you to offer your assistance, it is unnecessary. I am not currently seeking a girlfriend nor would I require help if I were. [He couldn't believe people were actually willing to help Anise with this little scheme.]

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[atailoftwoworlds]

[This is Zidane, man. He thinks that pretty women are one of the most wonderful thing in existence.]

C'mon, it's okay if you're nervous. I've been there before so I can help ya with that! [Except he's only 16 so he can't really be that much of an expert on romance]

[Video]

[flamberge]

I am not nervous; I simply have no desire date anyone at the present time. [And, more importantly, he doesn't want people meddling with his lovelife.]

[Video]

[atailoftwoworlds]

Huh? Oh.......[After a few seconds] Hey, I get it. [Aaaand just when you might think that he's about to leave you alone] There's obviously a particular girl you like!

[Video]

[flamberge]

[...What. How did he even arrive at that conclusion?]

...What had given you that idea?

[Video]

[atailoftwoworlds]

[It's one of the great mysteries of Zidane's brain, Kratos] Well, you did say you said you weren't looking.

[Video]

[flamberge]

Because I'm not, but that does not translate to me already being interested in someone.

[Video]

[atailoftwoworlds]

What? You mean you don't like girls? [But girls are the most awesome thing ever, Kratos. Like pizza or Disney movies]

[Video]

[flamberge]

[...This kid is as bad as Lloyd.]

That hadn't been what I meant. I do not dislike women, I just presently lack the desire to date any of them. [Please let this be clear enough.]