Feb 13 | Afternoon | Text

[tokunagas]

With all these new people here and with a certain holiday tomorrow, I thought a date would be in order!



You see this man here? His name is Kratos Aurion and he's just so lonely! He's currently 28 and is completely single! Would you ladies want a man like that in your life? He's more handsome than the picture looks but if you want a date, let me know and I can arrange something for you two ♥

Comments

[tokunagas]

It's a day for people to hook up and be together!

Why else would there be people asking for chocolates?

[kuramaless]

... Hook up? Wait-- what? Why? What's the point in that?

I dunno!

[tokunagas]

It means you better find a girlfriend soon or else you'll be alone forever!

[kuramaless]

A girlfriend!?

I don't have time for that stuff!

[tokunagas]

Then you better start looking!

[kuramaless]

I don't wanna look.

[tokunagas]

Then good luck being single while everyone else has someone~

[kuramaless]

[ABUH.]

What-- not everyone is gonna be with someone, stupid!

[tokunagas]

Oh I know!

But wouldn't you be much happier if you had someone else? [trollololll]

[kuramaless]

...

What!? No! I'm fine as I am, yanno!? Maybe-- later but...

Wait, shut up! Not yet.

[tokunagas]

Is that yes or a no? Do you agree that you need someone to order to be happy?

[kuramaless]

No! 'Course I don't. I'm fine!

[tokunagas]

If you say so~

But if you ever need someone, just let me know!

[kuramaless]

Let you know!? Why would I wanna do that?

[tokunagas]

Because you can't blame if I wanted to know!

[kuramaless]

... I ain't tellin' you nothin'.

It ain't even any of your business anyway, dattebayo!

[tokunagas]

Aww, c'mon! Pretty please with sugar on top?

[kuramaless]

No.

[tokunagas]

All right, if you say so!

I was just trying to help!

[kuramaless]

Not that helpful though, is it?

[tokunagas]

Maybe depending on how you look at it!

[kuramaless]

Don't reckon it's helpful at all.

[tokunagas]

Well...let's just say that two people who were in love but were too scared to say anything about it.

Since they never confessed it to their friends, they would go on with their lives never knowing what would happen. That's where this comes in!

[kuramaless]

... Yeah well. I ain't in love with no one, so none of that matters.

[tokunagas]

[There was a pause]

All right, if you say so. [Take that what you will]