Feb 13 | Afternoon | Text

[tokunagas]

With all these new people here and with a certain holiday tomorrow, I thought a date would be in order!



You see this man here? His name is Kratos Aurion and he's just so lonely! He's currently 28 and is completely single! Would you ladies want a man like that in your life? He's more handsome than the picture looks but if you want a date, let me know and I can arrange something for you two ♥

Comments

[In person]

[boredallready]

[WHAT THE...?!]

Then why the hell were you even pretending?!

[In person]

[flamberge]

I had been joking. [Contrary to popular belief, he is capable of making those.]

[In person]

[boredallready]

[Such as Lloyd's belief, yes.]

...You were? Seriously?

[In person]

[flamberge]

[Is it really that surprising? He's just gonna raise an eyebrow at Lloyd's expression before going back to doing whatever he'd been doing.]

That's right. Also, you should not make strange expressions for too long or else your face will remain that way permanently.

[In person]

[boredallready]

What...?! Shut up!!

[Sheesh, he was acting like his father or something... Jerk.]

[In person]

[flamberge]

[Meanwhile this made Kratos he glad never plans on reproducing. Not worth the migraine if the kid ended up like this.]

You really are incapable of not resorting to shouting each time your feathers are ruffled, aren't you?

[In person]

[boredallready]

Hey, I don't shout that much!

[Kratos just manages to piss him off to that level more than most people.]

[In person]

[flamberge]

[Understatement of the year, Lloyd, understatement of the year.]

Your definition of much obviously greatly differs from that of the dictionary's.

[In person]

[boredallready]

[Grumble why did he always say stuff like that ugh.]

Ask any of my friends, okay? [He doesn't yell at them at least.]

[In person]

[flamberge]

[He says it because it's true.]

There is little reason to ask when I'm witnessing the behavior with my own eyes.