Feb 13 | Afternoon | Text

[tokunagas]

With all these new people here and with a certain holiday tomorrow, I thought a date would be in order!



You see this man here? His name is Kratos Aurion and he's just so lonely! He's currently 28 and is completely single! Would you ladies want a man like that in your life? He's more handsome than the picture looks but if you want a date, let me know and I can arrange something for you two ♥

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[willnotdespair]

But a little less than one is zero, Kratos! That's not any fun unless you're hoping for a half-surprise!

[ You're not getting off the hook that easily! ]

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[flamberge]

Zero surprise wouldn't be all that unpleasant in this situation.

[But he definitely try!]

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[willnotdespair]

But that's what you're hoping for. Where's the fun in that?

[ He's not going to let you! ]

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[flamberge]

[Pffttt Mithos. Usually Kratos loves how determined you are about things, but not this time.]

It exists in not dealing with potentially unpleasant consequences of going out with a person whom I lack familiarity with.

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[willnotdespair]

You could always ask to get to know them first!

[ But he's always this determined when teasing-- I meaaan... ]

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[flamberge]

[Where's Yuan when you need him...]

...Is there a reason why you're so insistent on seeing me go along with this?

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[willnotdespair]

[ Not here~ ]

Not really! Just thought that it would be a good way for you to relax!

[ NO SHAME ]

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[flamberge]

[...Kratos finally understands how Yuan feels when they tease him.]

An evening spent reading a good book is a far better means of relaxation.

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[willnotdespair]

[ If it makes you feel better Kratos you're harder to tease than Yuan. HOWEVER... ]

So have you read any of the books that are on your floor yet?

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[flamberge]

[Ffff again with the books?]

I've started several.

[And added around 5 more.]

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[willnotdespair]

[ Yes. Again with the books. He's going to nag you about them until you pick them up. ]

... Have you finished any of them?

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[flamberge]

[Mithos would have better luck convincing Yuan to cut off that ponytail.]

Currently in the process of doing so.

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[willnotdespair]

[ He'll find a way to get those books off the floor. You'll see Kratos! ]

... And how many books have you finished?

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[flamberge]

[Never! Those books are perfect exactly where they are.]

...And why the sudden interest regarding my reading habits?

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[willnotdespair]

[ Putting them on a bookshelf would be better! ]

To figure out how long it'll take for you to see the floor in your room!

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[flamberge]

[Bah. Bookshelves are for losers and people with maids.]

My floor is already visible. [It just has stacks of books in a couple places. Okay maybe more than a couple.]

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[willnotdespair]

[ You can put them in the closet? ]

Your floor is an obstacle course. [ How does Lloyd put up with it? ]

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[flamberge]

[Too disorganized and he has clothes in there... Whatever isn't scattered around his room, anyway.]

That's quite an exaggeration. [By shouting. Lots and lots of shouting.]

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[willnotdespair]

[ Kratos you need to take better care of your living space. ]

What do you call it there are objects in your way that make it more difficult to get from point A to point B?

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[flamberge]

[Soon as he has enough money to hire a maid.]

There exists little difficulty to begin with. [Can you say denial?]

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[willnotdespair]

[ But it's not hard to clean up after yourself! ]

Does Lloyd agree with you? [ Much denial! That's not a good thing Kratos! ]

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[flamberge]

[It's not hard but he just forgets about it. Cleaning is not a high priority.]

Lloyd disagrees with a good majority of my opinions. [Now this is actually the truth.]

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[willnotdespair]

[ Just a little bit a day can go a long way! ]

How much have you disagreed on? [ After his conversation with Lloyd he's not surprised ]

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[flamberge]

[That little bit can be used with researching, too. Way more productive.]

What haven't we disagreed on would be far simpler of a question. [Probably not much. They argue about nearly everything.]

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[willnotdespair]

[ Is it just the books and your clothes? ]

Ne? Really? You usually don't argue that much Kratos! [ A pause ] So what have you two agreed on?