Feb 13 | Afternoon | Text

[tokunagas]

With all these new people here and with a certain holiday tomorrow, I thought a date would be in order!



You see this man here? His name is Kratos Aurion and he's just so lonely! He's currently 28 and is completely single! Would you ladies want a man like that in your life? He's more handsome than the picture looks but if you want a date, let me know and I can arrange something for you two ♥

Comments

[Video]

[flamberge]

If a person wishes to converse with me then they will do so regardless of my outward appearance.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

It still makes it difficult to talk to you though.

[Video]

[flamberge]

No one has ever expressed having any problems in speaking to me.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

And what if they do?

What will you do then?

[Video]

[flamberge]

Figure a way to make it easier for them to do so, I suppose.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

So...let's say that one day you meet up with a girl who is really shy and is intimidated easily.

What would you do?

[Video]

[flamberge]

Contemplating hypothetical situations is pointless as they neither factor in individual personality nor circumstance.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

So you just want to give up on finding a person for you?

But after all the hard work I did...

[Video]

[flamberge]

[Not swayed. AT ALL.]

All your diligence can be put forth towards other more useful endeavors.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

Oh? Such as?

[Video]

[flamberge]

Improving upon your own social etiquette as it appears to be lackluster.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

And what is that suppose to mean?

I can talk to people just fine!

[Video]

[flamberge]

There is more to etiquette than being able to converse with others.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

Such as...?

[Video]

[flamberge]

How one should properly present themselves in public, for example.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

So you're saying that I'm not presenting myself properly then?

That's kind of rude to say for a little girl.

[Video]

[flamberge]

It's precisely because you are a little girl which permits me to say so. Pointing out flaws during childhood will lead you to improve upon those flaws and behave in a more appropriate fashion when an adult.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

...[Just this look]

[Video]

[flamberge]

I can provide a thorough lesson for you on the finer details of etiquette, should you wish.

[And by thorough, he means thorough. Though he's not actually being serious. It's more a means to bring the conversation to a close before she remembers him and dating.]

[Video]

[tokunagas]

[...]

All right, I'll accept your request, Mister Kratos. What can a little girl such as I do by myself without your help?

[Video]

[flamberge]

Very well, then. Seeing as I instruct my partner at four, we'll begin your lessons promptly at three in the morning.

[Totally straightfaced when saying this.]

[Video]

[tokunagas]

[Wait what?]

Oh c'mon!

3 in them morning just to learn about manners? That's too early!

[Video]

[flamberge]

The earlier the hour, the better it is for character building.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

Just expect me and your mysterious student to pass out in the middle of the lesson.

[Video]

[flamberge]

It hasn't happened as of yet.