soul_campaign | purl four | video | january twenty-fourth

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purl four | video | january twenty-fourth

[those who know this network id well enough should know that usually its user stays exclusively to voice and text. today seems to be the first break from this pattern, however, as the feed opens to Rose standing in the morgue. those not intimately familiar with the place will have difficulty pegging it as such - the angle of the camera leaves only the very edge of the corpse fridges visible.

Rose's face is carefully neutral, although she's far too pale for comfort. she stands stiff and ramrod straight, the first indication that something is very wrong. when she speaks, her voice is tight but calm.]

We've returned from our mission. I'm afraid that we ran into more trouble than we could handle.

[without changing expression or moving her gaze from the camera she reaches out and in one swift motion pulls on a slab, bringing the body of one Yosuke Hanamura into view.

she was very careful in angling the camera so that the damage done to his arm wasn't visible - it was bad enough that she had to do this in the first place, there was no need to make this any harder on anyone than it had to be.]

I don't - [she cuts herself off, swallows hard. Rose hates tripping on her own words, hates losing her composure in public, but it's so difficult to keep a handle on everything this time. she hadn't even been back to her apartment yet, caught up instead in the whirlwind that her arrival back in the city with a dead body on her shoulders had caused.

she was very tired, and her work still wasn't done. keep it together, Lalonde. you brought this all on yourself.]

There haven't been any arrangements made. I suppose that whoever takes charge of his effects will have to plan that out as well.

He left me something to give to a friend but I'm afraid that he wasn't able to specify which, only that he had a girlfriend. [she pauses, shifts a little. for a brief moment Rose looks as lost as she feels as she murmurs, words encompassing more than just her last wish dilemma]

I don't know what to do.

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when the fuck are you gett
...
im heading over
youll still be there in a few minutes right???

[He was so angry. Not at Rose of course. Or anyone at all. Just angry. Angry that Yosuke was dead. That Rose was losing her shit. That he was losing it too. That this really sucked.

But he swallowed. Fuck.]

seriously
im like
already running my shit over there
and everything

If you manage to arrive before the grieving friends do you might just catch me. Any time later than that and I'm afraid you'll have to cool your heels until I make my way back to the apartment.

[she had no intention of sticking around for when the people intimately acquainted with Yosuke showed up to see the body. it wouldn't end well on either side, and she was quickly losing the steam to engage in another battle of insults and guilt]

good thing im good at being the first to arrive
you know
parties arent the shit until im there anyways so i always gotta be early
just stick around for a few minutes
or so help me
i will turn this city on its side for your purple broad ass

[He was barely registering his actual current location as he ran. He didn't care to pay attention to it. He just wanted to find Rose.]

I'm touched, Strider. Possibly the only way to make me more infamous than I am now and you're offering to do it free of charge. Your monumental consideration, as always, strikes me dumb with awe.

were not sticking around when i get there
and im not here to join the bitchfit party
im part of the
well shit
im fucking glad lalonde is around party
psychoanalyze that on your free time
whatever

[He's out of breath, but he doesn't remotely care. He was being honest. He didn't want to stick around too long. He's pretty sure if Rose stuck around, people would get on her case even more then they were already.] We're blowing this pop stand hotter then hotcakes.

And mixing metaphors faster than the regular folk can keep a handle on, it seems. [she says, although she's already moving towards Dave and the exit. getting caught hanging around the morgue when the mourning party showed up was not on her to-do list]

I suppose that I'll have to take a raincheck on the torches and pitchforks. The things I give up for your convenience.

[He's already turning heel. He's so god damn outtie.] Gotta keep people on their feet.

It's an IOU they won't ever get back. They can suck puppet penis and wallow in their loss of a riot. Come on. You can complain about how much of a selfish bastard I am for monopolizing your time while we go.

[she follows, pace brisk and posture still wound tightly in on itself]

I believe that I may have to call for some legal action to break up this bloated monopoly. You're infringing on their sacred rights to congregate angrily, you know.

They can congregate angrily somewhere else. You might not know it, but I stuck a 'no soliciting' sticky note on your back. Congregating angrily is totally under soliciting, and anyone can fight me if they think otherwise.

[He stays right next to her. His usual lazy posture was more rigid, but he seemed a little less unsettled actually having Rose there next to him.] Don't I get rights that allows me to monopolize your time? There's probably something about it in the Bro Code.

Only during certain moon cycles when the weather falls below seventy degrees. I'm afraid that being unceremoniously uprooted from our initial universe forced some addendum to the original code. Didn't you receive the memorandum?

[the back and forth has no real meaning considering the state they're both in, but Rose is grateful for it none the less. it gives her something normal and harmless to focus on, a distraction from weightier matters.]

Wow, that's bullshit. This is a tyranny of the most offensive levels on my Bro Code. I won't have that shit. They'll just have to deal with me being a rebel more then usual.

[It was pretty empty. But Dave didn't want to ask her about what happened, and he didn't want to talk about how either of them were feeling at the moment.]

I suppose that means I should prepare for a SWAT team to break down the apartment door at ungodly hours of the morning in the near future. Couldn't you have staged your coup while I was away and saved me the trouble of barricading the doors and windows?

Sorry. You have promptly signed a contract where dealing with Strider's bullshit is something you'll just have to live with when being part of his inner circle. Should have read the fine print before you agreed.

Too late to back off now, 'cause we're stuck together for the long ride.

If only I hadn't been so young and naive when I got mixed up in this horrific comedy of errors. My latent cynicism could have saved me a lifetime of migraines. [she shakes her head sadly]

At the very least you could foot the bill for my prodigious Excedrin expenses.

Because I'm feeling particularly nice. I'll start footing the bill. But only because I love you. Not everyone gets that special kind of treatment.

And you know that you would be bored out of your skull if you didn't have me around.

Practically writhing in pain from the overwhelming ennui that my existence would become. I'll be absolutely certain to rent a skywriter to emblazon my undying gratitude across the skies for a week straight.

[A pause.] Speaking of pain. You aren't secretly dying from internal blood loss? No sudden diseases that are slowly rendering your organs useless. Gotta cover my bases. This eloping back to home base isn't gonna fly if you don't make it with me.

Way to make a guy swoon by the way. I'll look to the skies everyday and realize my passionate and undying love. We're talking sappy poems and rhymes. It'll be disgustingly romantic.

Poems and rhymes? You'll spoil me rotten if you're not careful about all the luxuries you're piling upon me. [she raises an eyebrow, then turns away a little to lift her chin proudly]

As to your question, unfortunately for you and the rest of the city I was given a clean bill of healthy by the medical personnel who checked me over upon my return. I sustained some superficial cuts but nothing more.

Jegus, no need to get uppity. I was trying to drop the douchebag levels a notch to make sure you're okay. We need more snarky broads psychoanalyzing everyone anyways. I'm almost starting to miss you constantly on my ass about the traumatic inner workings of my mind.

I'll throw in some beats. You'll be tripping hard on all the shit I'll pile on you.

Somehow I suspect that if I trip over said obese beats I'll injure myself and be rendered unable to provide the direly needed psychoanalysis that you cry out for.

However, since leaving you bereft of the ability to expose the seedy underbelly of your subconscious is grossly unconscionable, I'll just have to see that I keep my footing.

Damn, I'll keep it on the downlow. Wouldn't want you to be overwhelmed by my sheer swag.

There's a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I'm classier then that. [He wants to ask what happened. But he doesn't. Mostly because he doesn't want to know. Maybe that makes him a shitty friend, but he didn't exactly butt his business. Rose was usually sensible enough that if she felt the need to talk, she would.

Of course, he was terrible at telling people anything, so maybe he just didn't because he usually avoids talking himself.] You eaten yet?

Not since - [the morning they set out, the morning she'd belittled his choice of a candy bar and implied he was getting pudgy, a morning that felt a million years away.

Rose tosses her head a little to banish the thought, turning the compulsive action into a shrug aimed at Dave.]

It was some time ago, but substantial enough to carry me until next designated mealtime. So if you're going to attempt to foist some nearly expired foodstuff onto me I'm afraid you'll have to look elsewhere.

No, I was more thinking we can get some decent shit, because I'm starving and expired foodstuff doesn't sound appetizing at all. And pigging out by myself isn't something I consider a fun time.

So what do I have to do to convince you to break schedule for just a little bit and get on with your badself to eat with me before whatever the fuck time you consider the 'next designated mealtime.'

Emotional eating goes right to your thighs, you know. It would be a tragedy to be a willing accomplice in such a crime. I don't think that my moral conscience could stand it, no matter what desperate entreaties you threw my way.

Since when did Lalonde start worrying the state of a certain Dave Strider's beautiful physique? I mean, I know I'm gorgeous, but I thought you were immune to such charms.

So that's a no on food?

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[Action yes this sounds good]

[Action; gosh they sound like hooligans running]

[Action; well dave she told you not to shoot the clerk]

[Action; He was asking for it and you know it!]

[Action; calling the shades dork was not 'asking for it']

[Action; dave is just a sensitive soul. gawsh]

[Action; granted. maybe it wasn't the best idea to hand him the gun...]

[Action; it was probably a bad idea to have the gun in the first place]

[Action; but it's so much faster than having dave incapacitate him via rap]

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[Action; they didnt mean it. Clerk was being a meanie butt >:U]

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