002 ☼ Joint Video ☼ Jan. 23rd

[knightime]

[The video feed starts with the familiar walls of Jade and Rose's apartment. That, and a crapton of pillows. There's some glorious pillow fort making shenanigans afoot. At least there would be if the pillow fort was not already so graciously made. And damn, what a fort it is. There's a crudely drawn sign taped to it. Something about cool kids and only cool people allowed. It's hard to read it to be honest.]

So the amount of uncool going on is off the charts. So we gotta even the odds and retaliate with some really cool shit. No need to thank us. Pyrope and I are just being saints and gracing you guys with the newest update of our hit comic."

[So who the fuck are these coolkids anyways? It's Dave and Terezi. They're chilling inside this really awesome pillow fort.]

It was a collaborative effort, which basically means nothing else in Death City will ever be as awesome!

I'm surprised Death City hasn't exploded from the amount of cool and sheer swag this comic exudes. Jegus, get a medal for that shit.

Hear that kiddies? It's story time with these really fucking cool kids."

Try not to swoon too much. I know it will be difficult, but this is very important, so listen closely!









I know right? I'm sure you're all speechless from the sheer swag that you just read. Hold your applause. We only aim to please."

[Dave reaches over for his device to shut it off, Terezi cackling in the background.]

[[OOC: Red is Dave. Teal is Terezi. Both will be replying! Also drawings are done by me, colors are done by Terezi mun.]]

Comments

[not here] 1/4

[dungenessmaster]

[Is that...?]

[not here] 2/4

[dungenessmaster]

[oh dear fucking GOD.]

[not here] 3/4

[dungenessmaster]

[seriously, PINK? and you even drew his eyes kinda red in that one panel...]

[text] 4/4

[dungenessmaster]

OH, HA HA!

HA HA HA HA FUCKING HA.

I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE PART WHERE YOU GUYS GOT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING RIGHT.

I KNOW ONE OF YOU IS BLIND AND BOTH OF YOU HAVE ALL THE WIT OF DAY-OLD GRUBLOAF WITHOUT THE MUCUS, BUT HOLY SHIT YOU JUST EXCEEDED EVEN MY IMPOSSIBLY LOW EXPECTATIONS. I JUST GOT UP OUT OF MY CHAIR AND STARTED APPLAUDING SO HARD I KNOCKED IT OVER AND GAVE MYSELF SOME SORT OF COMPLICATED SPRAIN.

[1/2]

[arachnid]

Woooooooow. Sure not feeling enlightened over here or anything.

[DRAMATIC YAWN.]

[2/2] ALSO DIS IS AUDIO

[arachnid]

Speaking of which, good luck keeping it updated and out of Pyrope's protein chute with all that color! Hahahaha.

AUDIO FINE WHATEVER

[scalemate]

Ughhh, fuck off Vriska. No one actually cares about anything you have to say!

[knightime]

I know that your thinkpan can't comprehend the brilliance of our comic.

But rest assured, Pyrope is my colorist for now on. She was the one who got upclose and personal with those colors.

I didn't touch that badass box of crayolas. Wasn't my gig for this update.

1/3 audio

[silicomb]

Oh, wow. That's really fucking neat, Terezi. Like I can see the sheer artistic genius.

2/3 audio

[silicomb]

Oh, wait!

audio

[silicomb]

Really fucking considerate, fucknuts. Ever stop to think about the visually-impaired schlubs of the city?

[turnbeaktime]

Is he wearing a dress?

Tell me that's a dress.

[scalemate]

Yes! He is a beautiful human princess.

I got confused for a second SOB

[knightime]

It's not only a dress, but a pretty princess dress complete with hat.

It was hard. I wasn't sure what size dresses Vantas wore. Lucky for me, artistic freedom came to my rescue.

[video]

[ink_nin]

heh, I don't really know the other characters in it but that is pretty good Terezi.

[video]

[scalemate]

[She's grinning.]

Thanks! I think it is my greatest work.

[video]

[knightime]

Well. Vantas is some loud douchebag who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips.

Egbert is this derp of a guy who's kind of a dork in that lovable friendly kind of way. He has shitty tastes in movies though.

Oh. Blonde guy is me. Need to represent.

voice;

[thewarisover]

[Have some quiet laughter from this end.

No words yet. He's trying not to laugh TOO much.]

voice;

[scalemate]

We did our best to remain accurate in our portrayal of Karkat! I think we succeeded.

voice;

[knightime]

It sounds like you've enjoyed our work.

Don't worry. You'll see more in the future. Now that we've got on this train, we ain't gettin' off it.

[text]

[quibbling]

It's very colorful. Is that because some of them are trolls?

[text]

[scalemate]

Y3S!
4LSO B3C4US3 THOS3 COLORS 4R3 B3TT3R

[text]

[knightime]

yes and no
yes some of them trolls
no
pyrope thought that the original coloring
wasnt good enough
you should see her
getting freaky with those crayons

Action!

[knightime]

[Dave shoved his communicator away from him. His action knocked over part of the wall, so the ceiling above him sagged a little.

His mouth formed a rather thin line and he looked relatively upset. He knew John was gone. He knew, but he didn't say. He pretended it wasn't a thing. That John was just busy doing John shit. But he wasn't surprised.

Probably back with Jade doing god fucking knows what. Assuming they were with each other. He didn't know at that point.

If Dave was in any other mood. He'd mention that someone or something shit in his cereal, but he wasn't even up for that anymore.]

[scalemate]

[Terezi notices, though (it's hard not to) and glances over.]

What?