soul_campaign | 002 ☼ Joint Video ☼ Jan. 23rd

[The video feed starts with the familiar walls of Jade and Rose's apartment. That, and a crapton of pillows. There's some glorious pillow fort making shenanigans afoot. At least there would be if the pillow fort was not already so graciously made. And damn, what a fort it is. There's a crudely drawn sign taped to it. Something about cool kids and only cool people allowed. It's hard to read it to be honest.]

So the amount of uncool going on is off the charts. So we gotta even the odds and retaliate with some really cool shit. No need to thank us. Pyrope and I are just being saints and gracing you guys with the newest update of our hit comic."

[So who the fuck are these coolkids anyways? It's Dave and Terezi. They're chilling inside this really awesome pillow fort.]

It was a collaborative effort, which basically means nothing else in Death City will ever be as awesome!

I'm surprised Death City hasn't exploded from the amount of cool and sheer swag this comic exudes. Jegus, get a medal for that shit.

Hear that kiddies? It's story time with these really fucking cool kids."

Try not to swoon too much. I know it will be difficult, but this is very important, so listen closely!

I know right? I'm sure you're all speechless from the sheer swag that you just read. Hold your applause. We only aim to please."

[Dave reaches over for his device to shut it off, Terezi cackling in the background.]

[[OOC: Red is Dave. Teal is Terezi. Both will be replying! Also drawings are done by me, colors are done by Terezi mun.]]

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I think I'd like to listen to you when you do get your stuff together again.

I'll keep that in mind when I get it together. I'll blow Death City out of the ground with my sick beats.

Oh, on a related note, we have a few musicians among the guests. You might get along with them.

Really? I'll have to go poke around.

It'd be nice to get back into some hobbies.

Music and photography. Now that's some pretty good shit right there.

I'm a bit partial to music, on my end. Learned a bit of piano when I was a kid.

Piano is pretty cool. You might have liked Egbert. I think he can play some pretty purdy tunes. I'll kick him around and convince him to play some things when he's back.

Egbert... he used to work with us, actually.

Oh. I guess I'm not surprised that he's been here a bunch of times too.

Mm. You kids and the trolls seem to be... well, for the lack of a better word, 'favorites' of BREW.

Probably cause there's so many of us. Not only are we cockroaches but we multiply like rabbits.

It might also be because of your combat experience. A lot of you guys have been fighting for a while, eh?

To some extent, yeah. The trolls more so then us. Their society is built on it or something.

But we've been fighting for awhile, so I guess it makes sense.

But that doesn't explain why people with absolutely no fighting experience gets dragged here.

Mm, I've given that some thought. It's entirely possible that BREW sees something in them that we don't. Wars need their fair share of noncombatants as well, in my experience.

I still think the BREW is totally off its rocker sometimes. The people it brings in. No offense, but some of them are totally psycho.

Like if they aren't psycho, they're trying to fuck shit up. Which makes them pretty psycho, so nevermind.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

[He knew only TOO well.]

It's got different conceptions of things, to say the least.

Maybe it thinks we can make them not psycho? That's a load of bullshit. I'm just glad I haven't ran into too many of those types of people. I doubt I'll be that lucky forever though.

Keep your head low, and maybe you'll get lucky.

No worries there. I am a turtle, ducking my head into my shell like the apocalypse was doomed right over my head. No one is pulling me out of it unless I'm ready to do so.

I don't think I'm ever going to get tired of your analogies.

They're pretty awesome. I mean, they came from me. They can't be anything less but flawless.

[Chuckles.]

You're a real piece of work, kid.

[But he does like you.]

Hey, Striders were just made that way. I can't help if God decided they wanted to make the perfect being in the form of a pale as shit blonde kid from Texas.

Right, of course.

[Dry as ever.]

002 ☼ Joint Video ☼ Jan. 23rd

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