trece; video; march 8th

[heretolookhot]

[Filtered from Tenten:]

Fuck.

I'm declaring an emergency situation. My partner's birthday is tomorrow, and I'm nowhere near done getting ready. It's not any stupid birthday, it's her eighteenth, so it has to be awesome. I need a cook, a baker, someone to help decorate, someone with a sick set of speakers, and someone who owns a really cool and rare weapon, and can keep up a conversation about it for like, three hours.

She's probably never even had a real party, since recreation of any kind is banned where she's from, so this is super important. You'd change her life.

Comments

[video]

[grab_my_bells]

That's a little exaggerated...

But provided there are no dunk-tanks involved, I could see what I could do to help. Though my weapon is neither cool nor rare.

[video]

[heretolookhot]

Yeah, I wasn't planning on putting a dunk tank in our apartment.

[spandexisyouth]

It is not... banned. It is just that we do not have time as ninja. And if the conversation is a decoy, I can assist! I could keep my student's attention for three hours!

[heretolookhot]

You talk at people until they give up and let it happen. But I guess that'll work.

Video;

[wiredgod]

I can bake, and I can help a little with cooking.

What did you have in mind?

Video;

[heretolookhot]

We need a cake. A big one.

[heavenly_earth]

I could at least assist in the decoration and organization..

[heretolookhot]

Perfect. Any ideas?

[video]

[thehonking]

I can get my bake on.

[Because this? Is totally the face of someone you want to entrust the party treats to.]

[video]

[heretolookhot]

[...what? Who is this stoned troll?]

I'm sure you can. But I think Gai would have an aneurysm if you baked weed into the cupcakes.

[Video]

[usedforcepalm]

I can help decorate...or I could help distract her. She did say I can ask her for help with weapons training anytime.

[Video]

[heretolookhot]

That's perfect. Get her to teach you everything she knows.

[coolest]

I've got six swords.

[And he can talk about them for hours. Plus she said "party". Date Masamune definitely knew how to party.]

[heretolookhot]

Are they awesome?

[video]

[thatkindofscum]

It's probably best that I don't talk to her, but... if you want, I can come and take pictures at the party or something.

[Obito looks kind of annoyed, but at least he's offering something.]

[video]

[heretolookhot]

...what happened?

video; filtered -- I'm assuming they met during the girl's spa lag?

[punches]

Right, you're Tenten's partner, aren't you? [ Just to confirm that it's her birthday. ] She's turning eighteen too? We're going to have to make it really special then.

What can I do to help?

video; filtered -- sure!

[heretolookhot]

You bet I am.

Can you help make cupcakes?

[Video]

[snipingyourfail]

[Azusa is pleasantly surprised to see this post, even if her amusement is on Santana's expense, because it means that the two girls are getting along well. She's had no concrete word about their partnership since that one failed mission, after all, and hadn't been able to ask about it since.]

Would you by any chance have any specifics as to what she'll consider to be a "cool and rare" weapon?

[Video]

[heretolookhot]

[Don't worry Azusa, they're getting along very well.]

I dunno. She loves pretty much all of them.

[dead_black_eyes]

I can definitely talk for three hours about something. Longer, if required and I'm not rudely interrupted.

[heretolookhot]

No. Not you.

[kuramaless]

[Hold on a minute. He remembers this girl, yeah yeah. Let's see now. Who is her partner again..?

Ah-- Rather than ask, he just stares at the screen. Whilst letting it record. With an incredibly pensive look on his face.]

[heretolookhot]

Are you lost?

[video]

[tauborn]

I know someone who bakes, and I would help decorate.

[He really doesn't know Tenten any better than Santana, but he feels like he should help Santana out since she's likely to join drama club. And they're already fellow Watch members and Santana said it was an emergency.]

And by cool and rare weapon, you don't mean like a person-weapon, do you? Does it have to be here in Death City?

[video]

[heretolookhot]

It's probably better if it's here. And I didn't mean person-weapon, but that would probably work, too.

[Video]

[travel_sized4u]

[He vaguely knows who this girl is. Mostly from the network itself. He knows her partner a little better though.]

Awww, Tenten's gettin' all grown up.

Ya still need a cook, girl?

[Video]

[heretolookhot]

Yeah...you're six inches tall, though.