trece; video; march 8th

[heretolookhot]

[Filtered from Tenten:]

Fuck.

I'm declaring an emergency situation. My partner's birthday is tomorrow, and I'm nowhere near done getting ready. It's not any stupid birthday, it's her eighteenth, so it has to be awesome. I need a cook, a baker, someone to help decorate, someone with a sick set of speakers, and someone who owns a really cool and rare weapon, and can keep up a conversation about it for like, three hours.

She's probably never even had a real party, since recreation of any kind is banned where she's from, so this is super important. You'd change her life.

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[spandexisyouth]

Technically. But it is not a true fact in every way.

[heretolookhot]

Whatever. This is stupid. Hanabi has a better plan, anyway.

[spandexisyouth]

If it was for anyone other than a student of mine, I would say that you did not need me at all and excuse myself now.

[heretolookhot]

And I would tell you to man up.

[spandexisyouth]

And you would be foolish. But your words already have been.

[heretolookhot]

Are you done whining?

[spandexisyouth]

It is hard to be done when one has not started. Sometimes I get very tired of the way you attempt to seem like you do not care. It gets old.

[heretolookhot]

Are you lecturing me now? I don't even know what you're talking about.

[spandexisyouth]

You could use a lecture. But as you wish for there to be a surprise party but have waited until now to speak of it there is no real time.

[heretolookhot]

It's hard to plan anything for someone who's right there, all the time, so get off my case.

[spandexisyouth]

You could have done what you have done here.

[heretolookhot]

So now you're mad at me for asking for help.

[spandexisyouth]

How do you even come to that conclusion? That makes no sense at all.

[heretolookhot]

I've been working on stuff, I just haven't gotten a chance to do it all in time, hence this post now. I didn't come up with this ten minutes ago and expect it to fly.

[spandexisyouth]

That is fine. It is not your timing that I have been upset with, or asking for help, because a party is not something to do alone.

[heretolookhot]

So you're upset with me telling you to settle down with the pet names.

[spandexisyouth]

It was not your place, but that was not the worst of it.

[heretolookhot]

Actually, it is, since that's girlfriend territory, and pretty explicitly so.

[spandexisyouth]

No.

I am not her father by blood, but I have trained her, helped raise her, and love her like a father. It is not your place to tell me what I can say about her.

[heretolookhot]

You can love her like whatever you want, it doesn't make you an exception to the rule.

[spandexisyouth]

It does as I am her father figure and thus I can give her nicknames.

[heretolookhot]

Nicknames are different.

[spandexisyouth]

You cannot make the rules. I helped to raise her and I love her as if she were my daughter. What you think of what I call her does not matter. I will be myself, and I will express my love for her in my way unless she herself asks me not to say something.

[heretolookhot]

Look, I don't know why your ass is burning over the tiniest possible things, but could you quit repeating yourself over and over again? I have stuff I need to do.

[spandexisyouth]

When you stop thinking that you can tell me what I can say about my student.