[3] Ramen Bowls | Thursday, March 11th

[kuramaless]

[Slamming his communication mirror down switches it on, and he stares at the screen for a while.

It might not have been intentional, but as long as it's on and recording--]

Didn't think the stupid ramen shops would stop givin' me any ramen so fast.

[His voice drops, whiny and obviously attempting a terrible impression]

"Sorry kid you're gonna eat us outta stock."

[Thunk. That'll be the sound of his head slamming against the counter... followed slowly by the gradual boil of a kettle somewhere nearby.

His hand slams down on top of the device a moment later, thereby turning it off.]

Comments

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

Apparently you want it everyday if the shop owners say you are going eat everything.

[Video]

[kuramaless]

[Busted.]

Uhm.

Well, I guess they er-- just remember me from another day?

[You know, those days when he had at least three bowls of the stuff. Which is pushing it even by his standards now.]

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

Of course they do, if you go there all the time.

[Video]

[kuramaless]

[Wilt.]

Ramen's so good though!

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

There are things other than ramen.

[Video]

[kuramaless]

... Like what though?

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

Sushi.

[Video]

[kuramaless]

Oh.

Yeah, I guess. There's sushi places round here too? [Because he wasn't looking.]

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

Yes, there are. Sushi is easy to find.

[Video]

[kuramaless]

Oh, right. [He knew that.]

Near the other shops I guess right?

What kinda stuff should I get though?

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

What do you like? Besides ramen.

[Video]

[kuramaless]

Well, I like rice, an' meat. Noodles. Soup. [All the easy stuff, none of that-- expensive sushi stuff. :|]

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

Geee, don't you like fish?

[Video]

[kuramaless]

Well, yeah. It's just like meat, right?

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

[SERIOUSLY?]

No, it's not.

What the hell, you never had fish?

[Video]

[kuramaless]

That-- That ain't what I said. 'Course I've had fish, caught it myself an' everything!

Just-- never all fancy and stuff.

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

Sushi isn't fancy. It's raw fish.

[Video]

[kuramaless]

Yeah but it's all-- neat like, you know on rolls of rice and stuff.

[Yes, he's pulling a face. Sounds complicated. :|]

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

You are a ninja and you don't know how to roll up sushi? [JUDGING YOU]

[Video]

[kuramaless]

[Oh come on! It was hardly part of ninja training!]

Why would they teach that kinda stuff?

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

So you won't eat ramen for the rest of your life!

[Video]

[kuramaless]

That ain't part of bein' a ninja though. We hunt stuff sure, to eat - you know, cookin' it on a fire an' stuff.

Not like we got time to roll fish in rice.

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

Don't be condescending about it! Aren't you wishing you knew, now?

[Video]

[kuramaless]

Ah--? What? I'm just sayin' it ain't like I've got time to do that stuff back home!

... I just dunno what kinda fish to try.

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

[SIGH]

Do you want me to make you some?