March 12th: SWM Seeking SWF [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good evening, Death City. I trust you've been well.

I am a Single White Male seeking a Sexy Weapon Female, in case the abbreviations weren't clear. I'm a Meister, obviously, and apparently my ability is Soul Dazzle.

What else could it have been, right?

Contact me if you'd like to knock resonances... or anything else.

Comments

[Video]

[bellcaptain]

[Snerks.]

I suppose there's no denying you scared the women away with your outlandish ways.

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Either that, or the vast number of white-knighting douches did by pouncing on my blog posts first.

[Video]

[bellcaptain]

I apologize, I don't quite understand what your meaning is again.

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Right. Sorry, bro!

I man that there are a lot of self-righteous guys who see me as a threat, and they flood the network every time I make a post because they have no confidence at all.

[Video]

[bellcaptain]

But why would you be a threat? [A beat.] You mean in competition for women?

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Not a threat, the threat. I'm a one-man plowing team.

[Video]

[bellcaptain]

I... see.

[Honestly, Deryn can't see that at all. But. Maybe normal girls are different. Who knows.]

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

If you could, you'd probably weep for the sheer beauty of my technique.

[Video]

[bellcaptain]

Aye, I'm sure I would be much more impressed with your abilities if I paid any mind to such things.

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Are you a kid or a robot or something? That might explain why you're not interested, if you're not talking out of your ass right now.

[Video]

[bellcaptain]

[Bristles a bit.] I just don't have the time for it. [Besides, Deryn's one true love is flight.]

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Nice excuse!

[Video]

[bellcaptain]

I lived on a barking airship at home, fighting in the middle of a war that spanned multiple countries.

[Although... yeah that was an excuse but shhh.]

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

It's a sad day when I hear about a soldier who's not getting any.

Even if that is true... where's your airship now, champ?

[Video]

[bellcaptain]

It's back home. If it were here, it would cause a giant ruckus, that's for sure.

[And not very happy about that fact.]

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Boooo, you're not even lying about it still being relevant!

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[bellcaptain]

Why would I lie? It's a gigantic ship; it would be obvious even to someone who's half-witted that it's not here.

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

If it's not here, it's not something that should affect your availability to get some poontang.