001 ♒ Text [March 12th]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhale its pretty fuckin obvvious wwhats goin on around here
breww clearly understands wworth when it seas it
evven if its made a feww fuckin mistakes along the wway its at least done somethin right finally
an ill havve you all fuckin knoww you should be grateful that im wwillin to help if any a you wweapons are powwerful enough an fuckin wworthy enough to be wwielded by me
for the sake a bein generous im wwillin to evven ovverlook all a your inferiority and subject myself to minglin wwith humans to get this shit done
lookin for a powwerful long ranged wweapon wwho wwants to be paired wwith the soon to be best fuckin meister in this entire fuckin city
an speakin a this fuckin place
noww im not usually one to complain but wwhy the FUCK are wwe in a desert
wwhat kind a masochistic douchebags actually build a city in a cod forsaken place like this
i can almost already feel my fuckin gills dryin out as wwe speak
if i die like some pathetic beached wwhale theres gonna be fuckin hell to pay
an wwhat the fuck is wwith these cheap livvin arrangements
youd think a city beggin for help wwould at least givve some fuckin decent accommodations to its fuckin savviors
but i suppose i can ovverlook that for noww
after all when dealin wwith so many loww class ingrates its not alwways easy to pinpoint the more wworthy ones
an speakin a loww class
...
evveryone wwho gets dragged here has their wweapons taken awway from them right
say if someone had a fuckin chainsaww disguised as somethin totally innocent
it wwould still be taken awway from them wwouldnt it
cause otherwwise fuck you shibusen for not doin your fuckin job a keepin the peace
an wwhat about freaky fuckin psychic powwers
does anyone get to keep those for wwhatevver reason
...
...
an those a you from my timeline
im not apologizin so dont fuckin ask me to
it wwasnt my fault

Comments

[malandragem]

It all depends on how you feel about patrols and working with others, really. I find it quite fulfilling.

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhat about wwhen it comes to actual fightin

[malandragem]

It depends on the situation, I suppose- as well as your own style of fighting. How exactly is it that you mean?

[nauticalnightmare]

just wwonderin if it wwould be wworth it signin up
dont wwant to wwaste my time wwith borin shit that goes no wwhere if i can help it

[malandragem]

The Watch is mostly patrolling within our assigned sections of the city, though there is nothing stopping anyone from participating in missions regardless of whether they join or not.

[nauticalnightmare]

think ill pass on the wwhole patrollin thing then
sounds pretty fuckin dull

[malandragem]

A shame- we have been short on members lately. But the decision is yours. Would you at least care to know where the pool is?

[nauticalnightmare]

ill think about it
an shore
cant hurt to see wwhat the fuck its all about

[malandragem]

Please do.

[They can use all the new recruits they can get, honestly.]

And if you will give me a moment...

[It takes her a bit, but she manages to send him the address, as well as directions from Casualty Communal.]

[nauticalnightmare]

[He takes note of the location, but he'll wait until it's well into the night to venture out of the safety of his respiteblock.]

howw fuckin bad off are they

[malandragem]

[Trolls and their weird schedules, man.]

How bad off are who, exactly?

[nauticalnightmare]

the wwatch
you seem pretty fuckin desperate for someone to evven consider it

[malandragem]

[adskjfhgkjflks jfc make her feel like a loser why don't you?]

Do I? Apologies- I am simply always willing to welcome those who would help to protect the city, if they are considering it. However, that is not to say we have not suffered significant losses of late.

...but we have been managing.

[nauticalnightmare]

managin doesnt sound like somethin you wwanna hear from the people supposed to be guardin a city

[malandragem]

It cannot be helped, with the current state of things, and I see no reason to lie and say we have been thriving despite the loss in numbers.

[nauticalnightmare]

wwell
ill think about it a bit more seriously then
if youre really that desperate
are there any perks

[malandragem]

Perks? We are paid well, if that is what you mean- and weapons are a bit easier for us to get than most, I believe.

[nauticalnightmare]

that alone seems like its somethin to fuckin look into
wwatch might just havve a neww recruit by the end a the wweek
maybe
i got a lot a personal shit to sort out before i think a doin anythin like that

[malandragem]

I see. Well, good luck with that then- I hope it is resolved well.

Oh- and if you are really interested in finding a partner, the easiest way might perhaps be to go to training in the mornings. There is an area set up for it, after all.

[nauticalnightmare]

ill keep that in mind
im pretty fuckin interested in finding one as soon as possible

[malandragem]

Might I ask why that is?

[nauticalnightmare]

paranoia
dont like bein unarmed

[malandragem]

...would you like to borrow a weapon? Until you find one that suits you, I mean? I cannot say I have many, but...

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhat kinds do you havve

[malandragem]

I have access to a few select firearms- though I am unsure if the terminology would be the same for you.