001 ♒ Text [March 12th]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhale its pretty fuckin obvvious wwhats goin on around here
breww clearly understands wworth when it seas it
evven if its made a feww fuckin mistakes along the wway its at least done somethin right finally
an ill havve you all fuckin knoww you should be grateful that im wwillin to help if any a you wweapons are powwerful enough an fuckin wworthy enough to be wwielded by me
for the sake a bein generous im wwillin to evven ovverlook all a your inferiority and subject myself to minglin wwith humans to get this shit done
lookin for a powwerful long ranged wweapon wwho wwants to be paired wwith the soon to be best fuckin meister in this entire fuckin city
an speakin a this fuckin place
noww im not usually one to complain but wwhy the FUCK are wwe in a desert
wwhat kind a masochistic douchebags actually build a city in a cod forsaken place like this
i can almost already feel my fuckin gills dryin out as wwe speak
if i die like some pathetic beached wwhale theres gonna be fuckin hell to pay
an wwhat the fuck is wwith these cheap livvin arrangements
youd think a city beggin for help wwould at least givve some fuckin decent accommodations to its fuckin savviors
but i suppose i can ovverlook that for noww
after all when dealin wwith so many loww class ingrates its not alwways easy to pinpoint the more wworthy ones
an speakin a loww class
...
evveryone wwho gets dragged here has their wweapons taken awway from them right
say if someone had a fuckin chainsaww disguised as somethin totally innocent
it wwould still be taken awway from them wwouldnt it
cause otherwwise fuck you shibusen for not doin your fuckin job a keepin the peace
an wwhat about freaky fuckin psychic powwers
does anyone get to keep those for wwhatevver reason
...
...
an those a you from my timeline
im not apologizin so dont fuckin ask me to
it wwasnt my fault

Comments

[nauticalnightmare]

the wwatch
you seem pretty fuckin desperate for someone to evven consider it

[malandragem]

[adskjfhgkjflks jfc make her feel like a loser why don't you?]

Do I? Apologies- I am simply always willing to welcome those who would help to protect the city, if they are considering it. However, that is not to say we have not suffered significant losses of late.

...but we have been managing.

[nauticalnightmare]

managin doesnt sound like somethin you wwanna hear from the people supposed to be guardin a city

[malandragem]

It cannot be helped, with the current state of things, and I see no reason to lie and say we have been thriving despite the loss in numbers.

[nauticalnightmare]

wwell
ill think about it a bit more seriously then
if youre really that desperate
are there any perks

[malandragem]

Perks? We are paid well, if that is what you mean- and weapons are a bit easier for us to get than most, I believe.

[nauticalnightmare]

that alone seems like its somethin to fuckin look into
wwatch might just havve a neww recruit by the end a the wweek
maybe
i got a lot a personal shit to sort out before i think a doin anythin like that

[malandragem]

I see. Well, good luck with that then- I hope it is resolved well.

Oh- and if you are really interested in finding a partner, the easiest way might perhaps be to go to training in the mornings. There is an area set up for it, after all.

[nauticalnightmare]

ill keep that in mind
im pretty fuckin interested in finding one as soon as possible

[malandragem]

Might I ask why that is?

[nauticalnightmare]

paranoia
dont like bein unarmed

[malandragem]

...would you like to borrow a weapon? Until you find one that suits you, I mean? I cannot say I have many, but...

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhat kinds do you havve

[malandragem]

I have access to a few select firearms- though I am unsure if the terminology would be the same for you.

[nauticalnightmare]

got any rifles

[malandragem]

No, I- I have a couple of handguns and shotguns. That is all.

[nauticalnightmare]

a shotgun wwould wwork just as wwell
since its bein a temporary fix an all
nothin here can come close to my old gun so im not expectin much anywways

[malandragem]

You understand that if I loan it to you, it is under the assumption that you will not use it unless there is nothing else that can be done in the situation, correct?

[nauticalnightmare]

i knoww howw to be responsible wwith a fuckin wweapon dont wworry
an no one wwill see it either cause ill keep it under my cape once i go an get a neww one

[malandragem]

You will pardon if what I know of trolls from the ones I have met makes me a bit wary about the tendency for violence with your people.

[nauticalnightmare]

...
ok wwell
you got me there
but im kind a on a probation thing here
i wwont fuck up wwith somethin stupid

[malandragem]

I thought that might do it.

[It's kind of her ass if he messes up though, so she's a little more wary than she normally would be.]

But I will trust you with it, if only because I believe everyone deserves a chance, no matter what they are 'supposed' to be like. Where do you reside? I will drop it off after my shift- if you are awake past midnight, that is.

[nauticalnightmare]

clearly you dont knoww much about trolls
wwere naturally nocturnal so a course ill be up
creepin crypt 6e
an thanks

[malandragem]

I try my best not to assume about things I am not certain of.

[Which is... most things about trolls, whoops.]

Right- I will drop it off this evening then.


...you are quite welcome, really.

[nauticalnightmare]

so just howw fuckin likely is it to find someone you can resonate wwith anywways