001 ♒ Text [March 12th]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhale its pretty fuckin obvvious wwhats goin on around here
breww clearly understands wworth when it seas it
evven if its made a feww fuckin mistakes along the wway its at least done somethin right finally
an ill havve you all fuckin knoww you should be grateful that im wwillin to help if any a you wweapons are powwerful enough an fuckin wworthy enough to be wwielded by me
for the sake a bein generous im wwillin to evven ovverlook all a your inferiority and subject myself to minglin wwith humans to get this shit done
lookin for a powwerful long ranged wweapon wwho wwants to be paired wwith the soon to be best fuckin meister in this entire fuckin city
an speakin a this fuckin place
noww im not usually one to complain but wwhy the FUCK are wwe in a desert
wwhat kind a masochistic douchebags actually build a city in a cod forsaken place like this
i can almost already feel my fuckin gills dryin out as wwe speak
if i die like some pathetic beached wwhale theres gonna be fuckin hell to pay
an wwhat the fuck is wwith these cheap livvin arrangements
youd think a city beggin for help wwould at least givve some fuckin decent accommodations to its fuckin savviors
but i suppose i can ovverlook that for noww
after all when dealin wwith so many loww class ingrates its not alwways easy to pinpoint the more wworthy ones
an speakin a loww class
...
evveryone wwho gets dragged here has their wweapons taken awway from them right
say if someone had a fuckin chainsaww disguised as somethin totally innocent
it wwould still be taken awway from them wwouldnt it
cause otherwwise fuck you shibusen for not doin your fuckin job a keepin the peace
an wwhat about freaky fuckin psychic powwers
does anyone get to keep those for wwhatevver reason
...
...
an those a you from my timeline
im not apologizin so dont fuckin ask me to
it wwasnt my fault

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[nauticalnightmare]

I DIDNT FUCKIN MEAN TO
she shouldnt havve tried to defend you
she should havve minded her owwn fuckin business
her an kan both
they should havve stayed outta it

[silicomb]

kanaya t00!
guess wh0's been busy.
what did y0u d0, blast their 0culars 0ut like y0u did mine?

[nauticalnightmare]

you didnt fuckin knoww
it wwas faster wwith them
i wwasnt tryin to kill you
one shot kill right through their chests
but
kan didnt stay dowwn
i wwas up against vvris an gam
an then kan showwed up as a fuckin rainbowwdrinker
an i havve a fuckin scar all around my middle to showw me wwhat that fuckin thing can do

[silicomb]

y0u blasted her in the chest.
lma0.
y0u sh0t her bl00dpusher right 0ut.
y0u fucking killed 0ne 0f the best 0f us and y0u have the audacity t0 get up in arms with me.
y0u have the m0therfucking gl0bes t0 try and pin the blame 0n her because she w0uldn't g0 with y0u.
eridan y0u killed feferi and kanaya.
i sh0uld be after y0ur bilge bl00d right n0w.

[nauticalnightmare]

if i didnt they wwould havve fuckin killed me instead

[silicomb]

feferi never w0uld have.
y0u fucking brine bl00d she w0uldn't have.

[nauticalnightmare]

you didnt see her after i knocked you out sol
she wwas goin to
i knoww she wwas
an i wwas angry
at fuckin evverythin

[silicomb]

t00 bad f0r y0u.
s0 s0rry life is s0 hard.
that's kind 0f h0w this shit is supp0sed t0 g0.
life's hard and n0 0ne understands.
n0w feferi's dead.
N0W SHE'S FUCKING DEAD.
suddenly i see the light!
0h. wait.

[nauticalnightmare]

wwait
what
sol if you wwere makin a fuckin joke there i missed it
an big fuckin deal
she can showw up here
im as fuckin dead as they can get and im still here
fef
she might showw up too

[silicomb]

she hasn't.
n0t since the first time.
she's n0t g0ing t0 c0me back.
and what the hell are y0u even talking ab0ut.

[nauticalnightmare]

she might
an you said it yourself
she wwas here once
so wwhy the fuck not again
an im talkin about wwhat the fuck you meant at the end a that last thing there
that wwasnt evven funny

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[silicomb]

ha.
hahahaha.
y0u d0n't kn0w.
this is ir0ny 0n a level that i d0n't even want t0 c0ntemplate.
even if ir0ny was my thing.

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[silicomb]

[ With that, the video function switches on, the image feed blinking to life focused on a face. His face.

He's taken his glasses off just for this occasion, too. The pits of his eyes seem a little deeper this time around. ]

I'm blind, you murderous fuck.

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[nauticalnightmare]

[Actually looks shocked when the video comes on, no one had mentioned anything like that yet. Then again, he hadn't really asked in the first place.

And really, he knows it's pointless to-Wait.

Wait a sec.]

Sol, wwhat happened to your fangs? I knoww for a fuckin' fact they wwere still in wwhen I left. At least I think they wwere.

[But. He can't help it. There's a sick pride there, and even if Sollux still only has platonic hate for him that does not stop his sense of accomplishment and the grin that follows. Not like he can see it.]

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[silicomb]

Ask Karkat. Maybe he'll do the same for you if you ask nice enough.

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[nauticalnightmare]

[Well, at least that one wasn't his fault. He wouldn't have wanted responsibility, it's easier to fuck with Sollux when he's lisping.]

Wwould hawe thought you wwouldn't complain about losin' that ridiculous fuckin' lisp a yours.

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[silicomb]

Too bad you haven't lost the ridiculous fuckin' accent a yours too.

[ Acidic, as only Sollux knows how. ]

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[nauticalnightmare]

You knoww, it's almost cute howw you think I giwe a fuck about that. I hawe no shame in howw I talk, unlike you an' your fuckin' massiwe pile a insecurities.

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[silicomb]

You've just accepted you're a failure more easily than some. No worries, it's normal.

Or you haven't noticed at all. That's also normal. Makes sense too.

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[nauticalnightmare]

[Nope, not falling for the bait. He had the pep talk from hell today and despite the mild temper tantrum a few moments before this has given him confidence. Just enough to dip into territory that should probably be left undone.]

Hey Sol. Do you knoww wwhy I didn't kill you wwhen I had the chance?

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[silicomb]

So you could gloat about it afterward? Sorry man, I don't dwell on the things homicidal nookholes do and the whys thereof.

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[nauticalnightmare]

Oh come the fuck on Sol, it should be fuckin' obwious to anyone wwho's decent wwhen it comes to potential quadrant etiquette.

[Yeah. That's not a thing he's given up on.]

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[silicomb]

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Gross.

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[nauticalnightmare]

Is that really the best fuckin' thin' you can come up wwith?

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[silicomb]

We are discussing how you've basically ruined some dude's life and killed a really great girl, and then you pull that.

Sorry bro. My ability to come up with inventing and clever retorts just crashed in the horror of this proclamation.