[Eridan does not do this often, but come the fuck on. This is his most deadpanned expression yet.]

He's talkin' about sex. Sixty nine is a fuckin' sexual position if you use your imagination. It's just dowwn fuckin' right disgustin' the lengths this bastard is goin' to. If anythin' you should go ower there an' giwe him a wwell deserwed kick in the balls because he's tryin' to trick you into fuckin'. Better yet, just tell your psycho meister wwhat this guy's sayin' to you an' let him deal wwith it.