March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

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[nauticalnightmare]

[Eridan does not do this often, but come the fuck on. This is his most deadpanned expression yet.]

He's talkin' about sex. Sixty nine is a fuckin' sexual position if you use your imagination. It's just dowwn fuckin' right disgustin' the lengths this bastard is goin' to. If anythin' you should go ower there an' giwe him a wwell deserwed kick in the balls because he's tryin' to trick you into fuckin'. Better yet, just tell your psycho meister wwhat this guy's sayin' to you an' let him deal wwith it.

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[shadow_star]

[ There is a long silence. But no... nooooooo that can't be right! Who just ... solicits over a network? That's... that's insane! It's a joke right? Right? fkal /sob]

I -- a...are you certain? [ Black Star will never ever let her hear the end of it. Though Eridan had a point, she did at least owe it to Barney to apologize in person for misunderstanding him and all. Not that she was going to kick him. ]

O-oh, but... Black Star isn't psycho.
[ Cuz obviously THAT is the important thing to take away from this. ]

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[nauticalnightmare]

[He is actually just facepalming at her now. Shibusen needs a class on how to pinpoint a sexual predator.]

A course I'm fuckin' certain, just look at wwhat eweryone else has to say! It's fuckin' obwious to anyone wwho's not naiwe as shit like you are. He's playin' at your innocence an' you're fallin' right into his trap like a cripple in a spider's wweb.

An' that's a matter a opinion about your partner.

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[shadow_star]

[ She knows about sexual predators! Kinda. It's just... they don't exist in her world view. Barney was a perfectly nice person, and perfectly nice people don't solicit for sex. On a public network. Yeah. ]

Well... yes, they do seem to be a little... confused about his intentions...

[ Actually it was torn between confusion and revulsion or amusement. ]

Oh - I-I suppose it is. [ But her Meister could be really sweet y'know! Just... rarely. Like. ]