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March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

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You are so disgusting.

Children use this network, you know?!

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? IF SHIBUSEN'S DOWN WITH SIX-SWEEP-OLDS BRANDISHING BALLISTIC WEAPONRY IN BATTLE, AND WHO ISN'T, THEN WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS ONE BONE-PANNED ASSHOLE WHO CAN ONLY THINK WITH HIS BULGE?

I don't mind battles as much as I mind a disgusting 19 sweep old man [that's 40 years. sorry barney, you are an old man] coming to the network and pretty much shove in our faces what he wants to do with said bulge! And besides, keeping some moral standard isn't that much to ask, is it?

Edited 2012-08-24 09:03 (UTC)

Ah, it's the little sugar strudel that can't seem to stop thinking about me long enough to ignore a single one of my posts.

You're not the first to develop a crush, darling, but don't make yourself look desperate. Trust me on that. Because by my standards, I'm being pretty damn discreet.

Cru- WHAT?! You are ancient, who'd get a crush on YOU?!

Perhaps I'm just hoping you will act like a damn adult for once and realize how uncomfortable your posts make people and how gross they are!

Getting a little bit excited, are we?

Seriously. Calm your overdeveloped tits.

Oh my---

The fact that you just mentioned them just makes you even more creepy!

Where I come from, girls just don't have watermelons on their chests when they're young enough to think that I'm "old." It's terrifying, actually.

Edited 2012-08-29 04:28 (UTC)

Then don't mention them!

Insecure, much?

Don't worry. As someone else with larger-than-normal body parts, I understand how you feel. Someday, though, you'll probably, like me, come to appreciate them for the magical things they are.

HOLY SHIT.

HE'S 19??

[clearly this is the important thing. Damn, Barney. you olllld, son.]

And look this good when you are my age, you will not, bro.

GOOD?? IF I EVER FIND MYSELF TRANSFORMED INTO A RUBBERY PINK MASS OF MONKEY-LIKE WRINKLES, THAT WILL BE THE DAY I PULL OUT MY SICKLE FOR THE LAST TIME AND GIVE MYSELF THE MOST MERCIFUL CULLING EVER TO TAKE PLACE. ALL OF DEATH CITY WILL HEAVE A SIGH OF RELIEF, AND THEN A FEAST WILL BE HELD.

You should totally do that anyway. Keep me posted, will you? I'll bring popcorn.

Or 15. I don't care, he is old.

THAT'S STILL SERIOUSLY GODDAMN OLD.

WHO THE HELL TAUGHT YOU ABOUT SWEEPS, ANYWAY?

Aranea. And not just about sweeps.

Hehe.

Bulge.

You bet it is.

DON'T GET SO EXCITED, THAT'S THE TROLL WORD FOR IT.

Our languages must have the same root.

DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, IDIOT. OUR LANGUAGE HAS EXISTED SINCE BEFORE YOUR UNFORTUNATE UNIVERSE EVEN CAME INTO BEING.

I WOULD KNOW, I WAS THERE.

I don't need to flatter myself.

I'm awesome enough that people do it for me.

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