March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

[Video - private between Tsubaki and Hanabi]

[shadow_star]

That could be - but that's all the more reason to explain to him what is and isn't appropriate, of course.

We'll set him straight, I'm sure, don't worry. [ Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. ]

[Video - private between Tsubaki and Hanabi]

[usedforcepalm]

I hope it goes well.

[If not...well, Tsubaki and Liz are strong enough to handle it.]