March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Well, I have a headache...

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[cheery_thief]

I think I know why you have a headache, and it's giving me one too...

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Can you at least try not to sound like you're an idiot? This is getting old fast.

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[cheery_thief]

*sigh* My you're thick. I grow wary of this conversation. I have more important matters to attend to. Take care, sir, and watch your mouth in the future.

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Who's thick? I think you mean "weary", unless you're finding yourself extremely cautious at this time. That is what "wary" means.