March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

I'm not joking, if that's what you mean. I really want to find a Weapon, and after a few people made some very valid points, I'm even willing to consider a dude.

He needs to be a good wingman, though.

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[perfectorder]

[.......all right he has to admit he's curious on what those points were to make this guy think that but hey! so long as he's not tricking all the women out there.

...but seriously—]

...Good luck with that.

[he. had no idea what else to say, okay.]