004 ♒ Text [April 2nd]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwho the fuck wwould wwant to sea gai an lee in drag
i mean come the fuck on wwhat is WWRONG wwith you people

[Private to Meenah]

youre comin ovver to my place as soon as possible
an youre bringin wwhat you plan to wwear for the pageant wwith you
an if its not good enough then im takin full rights to pick out a neww one for you
if youre gonna be up there wwith fef youre gonna look good an youre gonna like it

[Private to Rose]

so hey about this pageant
i knoww you expressed a bit a interest in me bein in despite i wwasnt able to get you on the list wwith the others
lend me a hand tonight gettin my shit ready for it wwill you

Comments

voice;

[awokentospring]

Neji! I know that is you! How could you say that, when I am sure the one who put my name in had the utmost confidence in my abilities!

And it is a contest! Of course I shall participate!

[heavenly_earth]

Lee... you're not a woman. Not even Naruto can pass for one without an elaborate henge.

[nauticalnightmare]

good thing youre not in the competition cause you could probably fool a lot a people despite not bein a chick

[Yeah, he felt like putting in his two cents on that comment. A guy that pretty should not be commenting on guys not being able to pass for women just because they're guys.]

[heavenly_earth]

[He does not like those implications 8(]

I would have immediately forfeited. That is not a competition I care to participate in.

[nauticalnightmare]

good cause youd havve a pretty fuckin good chance a wwinnin
i mean evven if you didnt havve the wwhole flowwin hair thing goin for you youd still probably wwipe out the competition
especially if you showwed a little skin there

[heavenly_earth]

[Okay what? Neji's just going to stare, mildly disturbed by the suggestion]

..I believe you're mistaken.

[nauticalnightmare]

im totally fuckin honest here
if youd wear a bit more flatterin clothin then you could kill wwith your looks
an i dont say that to just anyone you knoww
a little fixin up an you could be perfect
its a fuckin crime not to flaunt the shit youvve got

[heavenly_earth]

That would be.. extremely inappropriate, and nothing I have interest in. I don't appreciate your insistence otherwise.

[nauticalnightmare]

wwasnt askin if you appreciated anythin
just statin facts here
youre pretty hot for a human an could pass for a girl in a second
an at the same time still keep up wwhatevver bit a masculinity you got goin for you there
its just all goin to wwaste wwith wwhat could be done

[heavenly_earth]

I'm not entering.

[Aand with that, have a disconnected feed, Eridan. youtried.jpg]

[awokentospring]

It is a beauty contest! Not a femininity contest!

Men can be beautiful!

[heavenly_earth]

A dress wouldn't suit you, Lee..

[awokentospring]

That is not a nice things to say! I believe a dress would be quite fetching on you, Neji!

[Seriously, you should repay him with the same courtesy!]

[heavenly_earth]

[Except he doesn't see it as a courtesy and instead, takes offense]

Don't be ridiculous; I do not have the figure of a woman.

[nauticalnightmare]

see he agrees wwith me

[heavenly_earth]

[Didn't he get rid of you? X-(]

He's also entering the competition. [Which amounts to bad judgement skills all around ok]

[nauticalnightmare]

not the point
im not the only one wwho has that opinion so clearly its the right one an youre just bein a asshole not acceptin compliments

[heavenly_earth]

Insisting that I look like a woman is not a compliment.

[awokentospring]

[Lee frowns.]

But you do have a beautiful face. There is nothing wrong with admitting to something that is true.

[heavenly_earth]

[Angry flush!] Enough, Lee. I don't.

[awokentospring]

[Lee starts, then pouts.]

... Hn. But it is still true...

[nauticalnightmare]

hey it aint your fault hes a prude wwho cant take a compliment

[awokentospring]

Neji is normally better at accepting compliments! But he is not being so magnanimous right now.

[awokentospring]

[He comes back to add:]

If it is that you are afraid being beautiful makes you unmanly, then have no fear! You are very manly, my rival!

[heavenly_earth]

I said enough, Lee. Focus on your competition.