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004 ♒ Text [April 2nd]

wwho the fuck wwould wwant to sea gai an lee in drag
i mean come the fuck on wwhat is WWRONG wwith you people

[Private to Meenah]

youre comin ovver to my place as soon as possible
an youre bringin wwhat you plan to wwear for the pageant wwith you
an if its not good enough then im takin full rights to pick out a neww one for you
if youre gonna be up there wwith fef youre gonna look good an youre gonna like it

[Private to Rose]

so hey about this pageant
i knoww you expressed a bit a interest in me bein in despite i wwasnt able to get you on the list wwith the others
lend me a hand tonight gettin my shit ready for it wwill you

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ok fine no jailbait fuck
but you got some better ideas im all open here

an wwe kind a need to hurry unless you wwanna come wwith me to this wweird philosophy cake party thing
someones makin me go tonight so wwere on a tight schedule
theres gonna be cake discussion an booze

Typically something more sophisticated is a safe bet when it comes to pageantry. Most people are attracted to the glitz and glamor associated with it.

I was actually invited to that myself, which I suppose is a serendipitous turn of events despite what it might do to the overall quality of the conversation. We can simply rendezvous immediately after the meeting is over and begin our work.

wwhale ill take your wword for it then

that wworks seein as howw im more awwake late at night anywways but thought you humans had issues stayin up passed a certain time
about howw long are wwe gonna stay there
like for the wwhole thing or try an bail after a wwhile

Is that so? Excuse me for a moment while I lay down on the couch in utter shock.

Frequent late nights spent summoning minor demons and binding them to my will have left me quite immune to the typical midnight fatigue, so there won't be much trouble there. I'd intended to stay the entire duration but I'm beginning to have a sneaking suspicion that events will conspire to rob me of this goal.

i dont reely havve any experience wwith howw humans judge this kind a thing so its not like ivve got a choice here
theres a reason i need you in on this after all otherwwise id just do it all myself

an im not evven gonna touch wwhats fuckin wwrong wwith that but wwhat the fuck evver
wwe can stay howwevver long it aint like theres a rush if you dont mind bein up late

Yes, I can just imagine. If only this were geared towards troll culture, then your cross-dressing expertise could truly shine through for all to see.

How shockingly considerate of you. With that attitude I might actually be moved to bring the eye shadow I'd been hoarding away for personal use on a special occasion.

there is no fuckin wway id join if it wwere a alternian one
thats like fuckin askin to be culled

wwould it make much a difference
if so bring it

There's no need to be so critical of yourself. I'm certain that you can pull off a skirt just as well as the next gray-skinned alien.

It might. Worlds turn on the smallest of choices, after all.

wwell a course i can but thats not the point
showwin weakness ovver such trivvlties aint something a sea dwweller can do wwithout lookin like a fuckin tool an nevver livvin it dowwn

wwell sea then

And the problem you're running into is what, exactly?

Indeed we shall.

shut up

There's no need to be so unnecessarily defensive in the face of a perfectly innocent question. Unless I'm touching upon some deep-seated insecurities of course, in which case I'd suggest getting those settled as soon as possible.

i dont havve any fuckin insecurities that just sounded more like a insult than a question

Assuming the worst out of perfectly innocuous inquiries can often denote a feeling of paranoia and unjustified persecution. Is this a frequent occurrence with you or a reaction you save merely for talks with me?

frequent cause most people are assholes

A feeling of persecution and misanthropic tendencies regarding large portions of the population? You're certainly racking up the issues, aren't you.

ivve got a lot a problems ok stop makin it such a big fuckin deal

Merely noting them down isn't much of a to-do at all, although I suppose given the previously mentioned rampant paranoia I shouldn't be surprised. One cannot combat issues without fully understanding their scope first.

wwould you rather i just make a fuckin list for you to analyze

Only if you believe that it would be helpful to you. I'm perfectly content to itemize the observations in my notebook at my leisure.

howw the fuck should i knoww if it wwould help or not
this kind a shit aint exactly common in troll culture
youre the human therapist wwannabe here

Edited 2012-10-25 20:30 (UTC)

While that is perfectly true, therapy is different for each patient. No one's needs are completely the same, and often moving a bit out of one's comfort zone can aid in recognizing obstacles that were previously invisible.

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