[video; April 2, shortly after Eridan's post]

[awokentospring]

Greetings, Death City! [Have a happy, bouncy Lee right in your face.]

It has come to my attention the the up-coming Beauty Contest may in fact be biased towards women. However! Myself and another concerned citizen--[Eridan Ampora]--have decided it is only right for there to be another contest!

A contest about Masculine Beauty!

Yes! I mean, a Chest-Baring Competition! Let no man feel he is not beautiful in his masculinity! We shall rise and express the true essence of Manhood! Who is with me?

[ooc: This entire post has this conversation to blame!]

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[awokentospring]

Indeed I have! Several, in fact!

[About 7 contestants, actually! Pretty nice turnout!]

[voice]

[awokentospring]

[He chuckles. He's really not the best at manipulation except when it comes to other hot-blooded youths like himself.]

It was worth a shot!

At least come by and wish luck to the ones who will be competing! I am sure the others will appreciate it!

[video]

[awokentospring]

I shall be! And I look forward to seeing you there to cheer everyone on!

[He gives her a thumbs up!]

That's okay! :3 I'll be posting the log soon, but just get to it if you can~

[awokentospring]

Of course, Yamazaki-san! I look forward to competing with you! Bring forth all your manliness!

[Oh-ho, how sly, Yamazaki xD]

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[second_star]

Count on me being there. See you then!

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[awokentospring]

Yes! I look forward to it!

video;

[thehonking]

And I will cheer the motherfuck on for any bro getting prettied up for this disaster, believe you me.

[voice]

[thelongestword]

If it's happening near the beauty pageant, I'm not going.

[video]

[scatterflower]

So, what day is this going to be anyway?

[voice]

[awokentospring]

Oh. That is too bad.

I hope you enjoy the rest of the Carnival, then.

[video]

[awokentospring]

It should be happening directly after the Beauty Contest, so on the third!

[video]

[scatterflower]

Okay then! I'll definitely be there!

[video]

[awokentospring]

Excellent! I am certain all the contestants will be happy if you cheered them on!

video;

[seadweller]

Who do you want to win?

[video]

[scatterflower]

Of course they will. Why wouldn't they want a cute girl cheering them on?

Especially since they're all volunteering for this, right?

[video]

[awokentospring]

That is the spirit!

And they are! But there are prizes to be won, so that may be the incentive for some.

Alright, XD (I can't belive I'm doing this...)

[anpan_tan]

Ye...Yeah...manliness. I have some at home, I guess.

[Yamazaki's a genius when it's about making a fool of himself.]

(ha ha, well, we'll all be having fun by making our characters outrageous x3 )

[awokentospring]

Hm? You keep it at home? You should have it stored deep in your manly chest!

[He's very serious about this.]

Re: (ha ha, well, we'll all be having fun by making our characters outrageous x3 )

[anpan_tan]

But, but...I keep ribs there and my heart and maybe a liver . In my chest.

[Yamazaki is not good at anatomy right now.]

[awokentospring]

That is a lot to keep in your chest. [Lee nodded seriously.]

However! You will have to dig deep inside and find that spirit! I am sure you can! Every man has a Manly Spirit, if only he looks hard enough!

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[thehonking]

Now that all would be motherfucking telling.

Wouldn't it.

[anpan_tan]

To dig? Deep inside my own chest?

[This sounds like a horror tale but if Rock-kun said so it must be true!]

I'll need a knife...

[awokentospring]

Why would you...? [And then realization hits and Lee's eyes grow even wider than they are naturally.]

Ah-ah! N-no! You do not need a knife for that! You simply show it by doing something manly! Like baring your chest! Or expressing your fighting prowess! Or... or... Or by yelling! Or jumping jacks!

[Please do not rip open your actual chest cavity. 8|;;;]

He showed all his manliness at the appropriate thread :)

[anpan_tan]

Oh...I see! I'll do my best to show how manly I am!

[No vivisection today. But I couldn't pass it because of Halloween ^^;;]

[video]

[scatterflower]

Well, that's better than what happened with the Beauty Pageant. A lot of people got volunteered by others when they didn't want to do it.