[video; April 2, shortly after Eridan's post]

[awokentospring]

Greetings, Death City! [Have a happy, bouncy Lee right in your face.]

It has come to my attention the the up-coming Beauty Contest may in fact be biased towards women. However! Myself and another concerned citizen--[Eridan Ampora]--have decided it is only right for there to be another contest!

A contest about Masculine Beauty!

Yes! I mean, a Chest-Baring Competition! Let no man feel he is not beautiful in his masculinity! We shall rise and express the true essence of Manhood! Who is with me?

[ooc: This entire post has this conversation to blame!]

Comments

[nauticalnightmare]

[Give him a few minutes here, he has to finish laughing first. He can't believe he actually fucking did it.]

kneww i could count on you

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[punches]

[ Facepalming so hard right now. ]

Who told you that kind of thing?

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[rebellious]

I was not aware that a man's sense of masculinity is now centered upon his chest.

[ it's really hard to tell if he's serious about this or not. ]

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[malandragem]

[Her face is so deadpan right now.]

If everyone could please keep their clothing firmly in place I would be very grateful, young sir.

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[second_star]

[ He really shouldn't be surprised, with all this excitement surrounding the pageant. Still... ]

...You're not serious, are you?

[not here]

[diedforyoursins]

[what is even happening in this post...]

video.

[dissenter]

Actually, that's a lovely idea.

[says qilby whose entire wardrobe is a chest-baring competition.]

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[seadweller]

I say go for it! There might be plenty of boys who wanted to show off in the competition but don't feel comfortable in female clothing, after all.

[ Voice ]

[towered]

[ Chest-Baring competition lmfao Flora has no idea what's going on. But! Lee is kind of a friend, so she'll be supportive! ]

I suppose since it's your idea, you'll be competing as well. So I wish you luck, Lee!

[Video]

[topgun_textiles]

Well shit, count me in!

[weaponry]

Lee, do you really think a chest-baring contest is going to be a good display of masculine beauty? There's so much more to the boy forme. [ She really doesn't want this to happen. And by really, I mean, she's considering blowing up venues for prevention. However, she knows Lee will persist with this so it's better to make it like... a better competition that involves more facets of the man than just some hairy ass chest -u-;;; ]

[Video] why do I feel sorry arleady.

[makapapa]

[What is he even hearing? Goodness me. Spirit is halfway torn between horrified and deeply amused. Eventually, something in him reminds him that a real contest could very well attract a few ladies... So why the heck not?]

What? No no no, that's no way to celebrate the male form! A pageant takes more than just... chest-baring. Though the swimsuit parts of a lady's pageant, hoho~~~

[Cough.]

If you want to do a pageant-type contest for men, you have to go all out! Appearance in formal wear, talents, even combat style! Charm and charisma, my friend. Any man can bear a chest. That's not much of a contest!

[Video]

[pulverizer]

I wouldn't mind a pageant for appreciating male beauty. I'll even take the winner out to dinner!

[feelsgoodinyou]

... Seriously? [He knows by now that some of the people are strange here, but a contest in manliness by showing of their chests? Who the fuck thinks that's a good idea?!]

[voice]

[thelongestword]

How is a contest like that any better?

[video]

[scatterflower]

... How many people do you really think is going to be interested in this?

I don't know if I'll be in from Thursday, but...

[anpan_tan]

Count me in, Rock-kun!

The only way for him to beat all the other Shinsengumi members in...anything is if he participated in a contest when the other members are away!]