[video; April 2, shortly after Eridan's post]

[awokentospring]

Greetings, Death City! [Have a happy, bouncy Lee right in your face.]

It has come to my attention the the up-coming Beauty Contest may in fact be biased towards women. However! Myself and another concerned citizen--[Eridan Ampora]--have decided it is only right for there to be another contest!

A contest about Masculine Beauty!

Yes! I mean, a Chest-Baring Competition! Let no man feel he is not beautiful in his masculinity! We shall rise and express the true essence of Manhood! Who is with me?

[ooc: This entire post has this conversation to blame!]

Comments

video;

[seadweller]

Not even going to tell little old me~?

[weaponry]

I am really good at planning Lee, but I think the ultimate show of manliness is best left to you. [ Even if she can be just as manly if the time demands it!!!! This is her beliefs Lee do not break them!!! ]

Of course. I'll try my best to keep things fair and no one will tamper with the competition. Just already count those prizes safely delivered! [ ALSO.... ] If any rowdy crowd members try to interfere with the competition, consider that taken care of. [ There will be no rude interruptions during this religious test! ]

[voice]

[thelongestword]

...I'm not going to that either.

[He's going to stay home, where there will be zero chance of him being dragged into a cross-dressing beauty pageant, thank you very much.]

video;

[thehonking]

No.

video;

[malandragem]

Of course- I do like to help.

[She's totally planning to figure out what people are going to do with this.]

video;

[malandragem]

More or less, really.

video;

[seadweller]

[Spoilsport >38| ]

Nevermind then.

Re: [not here]

[makapapa]

[That's what he thought! OTL]

[feelsgoodinyou]

So miracles still do happen. [Mutters to himself.]

#goldstar HE TRIED!! xD

[awokentospring]

You can do it! Just do what comes natural! [Lee gives him a thumbs up] I am certain you will find just what it is that makes you manly and display it splendidly, Yamazaki-san!

[That's okay, Lee won't let Yamazaki commit surprise seppuku either |Dc]

[video]

[awokentospring]

Yes, that is quite unfortunate. Some did not seem as willing to participate, though I am never one to turn down a challenge!

If you see me there, do consider casting your vote in my favor! I would supremely appreciate it!

[awokentospring]

[Lee beams at that. It's nice to be reminded his teammate has confidence in him!]

It certainly sounds like you will enjoy yourself with this competition! I greatly appreciate your help, Tenten!

[awokentospring]

Of course they do! [Lee was himself a living, breathing miracle, after all.]

But... I do not think finding contestants should be counted along with miracles. It was likely to happen! There are many manly men here!

[voice]

[awokentospring]

That is no fun! You should enjoy it while we have the chance! It may fly away again soon!

[video]

[scatterflower]

Well, glad to hear that you're still eager with that.

And I'll think about it, but it really depends on who else I see.

Lee just gave him a great idea! XD

[anpan_tan]

Lee-kun, I am a samurai, and the most manly thing what a samurai can do is committing seppuku when he brings shame on his superior's head. I did it many times since I am here, so do you think I could win if I committed seppuku?

LMAO oh Yamazaki~ always so silly! x3c

[awokentospring]

Uhhhh.... [Lee blinks. Seppuku committed several times? Perhaps Yamazaki had magical healing powers if he managed to live through that time after time.]

Perhaps! I do not know if an act done to make up for bringing shame can be counted, but use your best judgement! If you feel it is the best way to express your manliness...

[Well, if he's survived it so many times, he'll probably be okay. Probably.]

[video]

[awokentospring]

Ah, true! It is best to be honest, so the true winner may be found!

Thank you again for your support in this endeavor! It is greatly appreciated to know we shall have an audience!

But Lee was the one who inspired him!!! *hugs*

[anpan_tan]

[Uh, rest in peace, Yamazaki!]

In this case...Lee-kun, as you might know, I have a girlfriend here. She's very nice and pretty and she needs someone who will stand by her when I won't be here anymore. If this was my dying wish...could you marry her? When you'll be a bit older?

[Are they writing the script of a J-drama???]

[video]

[scatterflower]

Anytime Lee-san.

[feelsgoodinyou]

Many manly men who want to prove their manliness by parading around in front of big crowds. [Ignore his sarcasm, he's sore because he isn't a very manly man anymore. Damn that looking-like-your-host thing about being a body-stealing spirit.]

[weaponry]

I will, Lee~! This seems to be a fantastic idea~! [ that she will troll. mercilessly. ] I'm glad I can help, Lee.

[voice]

[thelongestword]

Good. And this time it should never come back.

well, Lee does enjoy motivating people~ |Dc *snugs*

[awokentospring]

[Lee's brain just did a ahfdsklafhdskl]

I-I am sorry, Yamazaki-san! I am afraid there is someone else that I love! So I can make no promises to that effect!

I am afraid that you will need to pick another way to express your manliness...

[Possibly! But maybe now the crisis has been averted? Or maybe not.]

He's doing it perfectly! XD

[anpan_tan]

[Oh, so Lee-kun is in love with someone? A spy can't die without knowing every single details on such an important fact!]

Yes, I guess there are other ways to show my manliness to people, like..I could paint it...?

But Lee-kun...do you have someone you like? May I ask who's the lucky one?