[video; April 2, shortly after Eridan's post]

[awokentospring]

Greetings, Death City! [Have a happy, bouncy Lee right in your face.]

It has come to my attention the the up-coming Beauty Contest may in fact be biased towards women. However! Myself and another concerned citizen--[Eridan Ampora]--have decided it is only right for there to be another contest!

A contest about Masculine Beauty!

Yes! I mean, a Chest-Baring Competition! Let no man feel he is not beautiful in his masculinity! We shall rise and express the true essence of Manhood! Who is with me?

[ooc: This entire post has this conversation to blame!]

Comments

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[awokentospring]

Hmm, I did not think of that! Perhaps it is something the judges will have to decide on!

[He's not a judge. He's a competitor!]

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[punches]

[ Oh her poor innocent Lee has grown up in such a negative environment. What was it that made him snap? IS HIS SOUL NO LONGER PURE??



Sakura can't deal with this. Not now!! ]

[punches]

Oh that doesn't sound as bad then. Sort of as though it were an organized council and these contestants don't have to stand around being judged right on the spot. Being able to communicate effectively after with fellow judges, mm yeah. That's good.

So that's the system set up for this contest in particular?

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[seadweller]

Gamzee!

[nauticalnightmare]

seein as howw its a unofficial contest i figure thats the best wway to go about it

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[punches]

Can the bags have smiley faces drawn on?

[ And now she's being a bit silly. She can't help it really; his charismatic way is rubbing off on her and to be fair she's really needed this sort of adjustment in her attitude. ]

[punches]

I concur. It does sound as though it'll be fair.

How many judges are you looking for?

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[awokentospring]

[Lee frowns with his typical pout. That wasn't the reaction he was hoping for. But he brightens again fairly quickly.]

I shall explain then! [And he takes his finger and begins tracing along his scars.]

This is from when a kunai struck me at the age of ten! I did not give up then, even though the other had purposefully cut me and told me to leave the academy!

And here is the time when I surpassed the Chuunin exams, although my ribs were protruding! And no one said I would ever rank higher than Genin!

[He continues on for a bit, trying to prove that each mark on his body is a physical reminder of a milestone in his life. He is very serious about this...]

[nauticalnightmare]

dependin on howw many a the contestants from the mens beauty pageant an others wwant to join
wwe could alwways start wwith you an me an go from there

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[thehonking]

You humans are seriously all about the bodily coverage. It's like a whole species of shy motherfuckers.

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[thehonking]

Hey hey, fishsis.

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[awokentospring]

It is a competition! Showing off happens! But it is all in good sporting fun!

[If she was trying to make some sort of statement about his pride, he completely misses it.]

Perhaps so! But I believe the contest will still be fun! Even if I am told I will lose just on the merit of not being female!

[punches]

Alright, but the competition is going to have to work hard to impress me!

[ Don't let Lee hear that. ]

[nauticalnightmare]

thats the idea

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[thehonking]

[He laughs at the response, a few honks thrown in for good measure.]

Sure, bro. You caught right the fuck on to my come ons. Like a motherfuckin' pro.

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[awokentospring]

[*SOBS* NO! HE SHALL REMAIN PURE AS A SPRING DAY! FOR SAKURA-CHAN!

DO NOT THINK THAT BARING HIS CHEST WILL MAKE HIM ANY LESS INNOCENT THAN HE IS ALREADY!]

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[thehonking]

Don't gotta.

But if they're gonna do it anyway. If they're going to get their motherfuckin' snapshots on where it ain't all needed. Might as well get what all you're owed. You dig?

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[awokentospring]

That is perfectly acceptable! I believe it will make thinks even more light-hearted that way!

[He's always glad to be of assistance~]

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[punches]

[ Lee, your friends are making Sakura question your innocence even further. It appears as though Death City has brought about the death of his purity.

Sayonora.... ]

[punches]

Yeah, well just let me know where I'm needed and when.

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[punches]

[ This guy has a clever way of turning the situation back around in a positive light. Even Sakura's having trouble keeping up. ]

What about laws? There has to be one against sending nude photographs of a girl against her consent here.

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[punches]

And what attire will the men be wearing? All the same thing I assume, right?

[nauticalnightmare]

if wwe can actually pull this shit off itll be right after the twwo scheduled pageants so just hang around that area for a bit wwhile wwe organize

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[awokentospring]

[No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/mourns]

[punches]

You got it!

[ They were saying she needed to get out more so this was a good way of doing it, right? ]