[video; April 2, shortly after Eridan's post]

[awokentospring]

Greetings, Death City! [Have a happy, bouncy Lee right in your face.]

It has come to my attention the the up-coming Beauty Contest may in fact be biased towards women. However! Myself and another concerned citizen--[Eridan Ampora]--have decided it is only right for there to be another contest!

A contest about Masculine Beauty!

Yes! I mean, a Chest-Baring Competition! Let no man feel he is not beautiful in his masculinity! We shall rise and express the true essence of Manhood! Who is with me?

[ooc: This entire post has this conversation to blame!]

Comments

[punches]

What's reality tv?

[ She knows what a television is, but 'reality'? Not quite getting it. ]

Is that a special kind of television set?

[nauticalnightmare]

you dont wwatch much tvv do you
nevvermind

[punches]

Come on, I would like to know. [ Pretty pretty please is not part of her vocabulary though. ] It'd be easier for me to figure out what you mean if you could explain it just a bit.

[nauticalnightmare]

wwell basically theres a bunch a shit like cookin showws an other types a things
basically it has a group a contestants an a group a judges
the contestants each make somethin accordin to regulations an then get sent awway
wwhile theyre sent awway the judges discuss wwhat each a them made an make comparisons an share their opinions on wwho they think wwas the best in wwhich areas an wwhy
an then they call the contestants back in an make their final decision based on a conclusion all a the judges wwere able to come to

[Someone's been bored with way too much fucking time on his hands and human TV at his disposal.]

[punches]

Oh that doesn't sound as bad then. Sort of as though it were an organized council and these contestants don't have to stand around being judged right on the spot. Being able to communicate effectively after with fellow judges, mm yeah. That's good.

So that's the system set up for this contest in particular?

[nauticalnightmare]

seein as howw its a unofficial contest i figure thats the best wway to go about it

[punches]

I concur. It does sound as though it'll be fair.

How many judges are you looking for?

[nauticalnightmare]

dependin on howw many a the contestants from the mens beauty pageant an others wwant to join
wwe could alwways start wwith you an me an go from there

[punches]

Alright, but the competition is going to have to work hard to impress me!

[ Don't let Lee hear that. ]

[nauticalnightmare]

thats the idea

[punches]

Yeah, well just let me know where I'm needed and when.

[nauticalnightmare]

if wwe can actually pull this shit off itll be right after the twwo scheduled pageants so just hang around that area for a bit wwhile wwe organize

[punches]

You got it!

[ They were saying she needed to get out more so this was a good way of doing it, right? ]