1st | video | April 16th : Accidental post to all

[iwantyoudead]

[So when the video actually came on, it was evident that it came on completely by accident. It probably fell at some point and switched itself on while he was struggling. After all, Zagi decided to assault Aranea and not bother listening to any of the explanations about where the hell he was, what he was now, and especially what this communicator was. It must have fallen to the floor and activated on its own. The angle of the video was from the floor slightly to the side with partial view of this predicament. He was tied up with rope to a chair and he looked, quite frankly, really pissed off.]

Damn it....

[There was a little bit more struggling against those ropes, but to no avail. The room was dark and obviously in somebody's apartment. There was a bit more struggling before he just sort of slumped forward. Being able to get himself out of this would've been so easy if he had his weapons on him or if his prosthetic still had that blastia there. When that bastard got back...]

[Feel free to mock him. He got himself into this after all. He was obviously being kept alive and looked like a mess.]

Comments

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

Because you're not acting like one, de arimasu.

[Where is your professional integrity? And your long red scarf?!]

[video]

[iwantyoudead]

What kind of assassins do YOU know? if you have a target then you ELIMINATE it!

[Zagi's integrity has flown away on the wings of crazy. You won't be seeing it here.]

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

We had an assassin corp in the Keron army, de arimasu. Even when they did go after targets, they never went after anyone that wasn't involved, de arimasu.

[He'll let the integrity thing pass, but what about the scarf?!]

[video]

[iwantyoudead]

Well I couldn't pass up this one target...not after he made me bleed. All other targets meant nothing after that.

[Alas no scarf :/]

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

...Aren't you just going after him because of a personal grudge then, de arimasu?

[Zagi fails as an assassin in Keroro's mind.]

[video]

[iwantyoudead]

It's not a personal grudge! It was something that was meant to happen! It's DESTINY!

[Zagi is the best assassin :/]

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

...Like a fated meeting, de arimasu? "Out of the two of you only one can live", de arimasu?

[Not without a scarf, he isn't.]

[video]

[iwantyoudead]

Yes! You've got it! And I thought they had a ton of idiots around here!

[Maybe he needed to get a scarf.]

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

[Is this guy serious? Really?]

That's more like something out of a manga, de arimasu.

[video]

[iwantyoudead]

[Unfortunately yes...yes he was quite serious.]

What the hell is a manga?

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

A fictional work about fictional situations, de arimasu. In other words: Not real life, de arimasu.

[video]

[iwantyoudead]

Well that just sounds STUPID!

[And then he thought about that for a second.]

THIS IS REAL LIFE! THERE'S NOTHING NOT REAL ABOUT IT!

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

Ah. So you actually know that, de arimasu?

[Because here he thought that Zagi was one of those 2D-world-is-the-best-world kind of people.]

[video]

[iwantyoudead]

How would I be here if it wasn't real, idiot?

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

We could all be dreaming, de arimasu.

[Or this could be a cross-canon special based on the Soul Eater universe.]

[video]

[iwantyoudead]

This isn't a dream either. You must take me for a fool.

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

You're the one saying lines that sound like they came straight out of a manga, de arimasu.