[april 19th, voice]

[snowman]

[S.O.S.]

[under the blaring sound of the alert siren, rosalia's voice comes through a bit frantically, followed by one much less familiar to the network.]

N-No! No emergency! Jack's new! I'm really sorry about this!

Oh. Whoops.

Comments

[snowman]

So you got any better ideas? I mean, this BREW thing can bring in anyone it wants, yet there's no one who can come up with a plan for them?

[thorny]

There's a rather large difference between possessing the ability to conjure up more viable strategies and having them implemented. Inciting change in this city is similar to tunneling through a cement wall with a plastic spoon.

[snowman]

...So, really hard.

[word vomit again, rosie.]

[thorny]

[SHE CAN'T HELP IT SHE GETS EVEN MORE VERBOSE OVER THINGS SHE FEELS A LOT ABOUT]

Bordering on impossible, really.

[snowman]

...But not totally impossible.

[thorny]

Not yet. There are still a few people with common sense who haven't been returned home.

[snowman]

And how do people get sent home?

[thorny]

Outside of speaking with me extensively (a radical theory still in the infancy of research) it's entirely up to the whims of BREW. No one has been able to cajole a rhyme or reason out of the returns as of yet.

[snowman]

Has, uh...everyone you talked with a lot gotten sent home?

[he's not really sure if he's asking out of a desire to get home, or pity.]

[thorny]

There's strong evidence backing up the possibility. Experiments to verify this and a proper research paper to submit to the scientific community for review have been slow, as hard sciences are hardly my specialty.

[snowman]

You're a scientist?

[thorny]

That depends on where you stand in the roaring debate over whether psychology is a hard or soft science.

[snowman]

Hey, it ends in "ology" so it's science as far as I'm concerned.

[thorny]

If only the rest of the scientific community could take such a tolerant approach.

[video]

[snowman]

What can I say? I'm just really open-minded.

[thorny]

I'm sure there's a hardened physicist lurking around here somewhere with a different way to define your methods, but as you've come down on my side of the debate I personally don't see any need to dispute your claims.

[snowman]

There can't seriously be people wasting there time arguing about that. I mean, really, who cares?

[thorny]

You'd be surprised the extents to which small people will go in order to make themselves feel large.

[snowman]

...Like saying their science is better than your science? Wow.

[thorny]

It's a harsh world that I dwell in. One must always be ready for someone to attempt to cut your throat.

[snowman]

I think throat-cutting might be a bit too...uh, intense a metaphor for someone making fun of your favorite subjects.

[thorny]

I'm afraid that as a dour pseudo-gothy individual I'm contractually obligated to pepper my speech with as many macabre metaphors and figures of speech as I possibly can.