[april 19th, voice]

[snowman]

[S.O.S.]

[under the blaring sound of the alert siren, rosalia's voice comes through a bit frantically, followed by one much less familiar to the network.]

N-No! No emergency! Jack's new! I'm really sorry about this!

Oh. Whoops.

Comments

[silicomb]

[ a snort! ] Heroes of childhood? You serious?

[snowman]

Uh, yeah. Santa, Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny? What else would you call them? [alternatively, "us".]

[silicomb]

Human nonsense, is what.

[snowman]

...So you are the Lizard King.

[silicomb]

I'm not a lizard!

[snowman]

Snake, then.

[trololololol.]

[silicomb]

Or a snake, snowflake.

[snowman]

Turtle.

[silicomb]

Try again, twinkleflake.

[snowman]

Ok, I'm running out of reptiles. So...robot?

[silicomb]

Nice, but no. One more try, dude, c'mon.

[snowman]

...Fish.

[silicomb]

No.

[snowman]

Fine, I give up. What are you?

[silicomb]

Troll. What's it to you?

[snowman]

...Like, "lives under a bridge and eats goats" troll?

[silicomb]

Dude. Gross. No. Not that kind of troll.

[snowman]

Then what kind?

audio to video;

[silicomb]

This kind, frost-for-pans.

[ cue video function. this thing is useful, sometimes. sometimes. ]

[snowman]

[...]

You look like a baby Boogeyman with candy corn horns and 3D glasses.

[silicomb]

A baby what?

[snowman]

The Boogeyman. Pitch Black? Y'know, lurks under beds and scares little kids and gives you nightmares.

[silicomb]

You have some weird wigglerhood heroes, man. Never heard of him.

[snowman]

He's not a hero.

[silicomb]

'Course he isn't, dumbflake, heroes don't exist.