[19 //text // 23 April]

[want_the_world]

New people, read this before you ask the same questions every batch does, and don't go hitting the damn SOS button when you're not in danger.

Oh, too late for that.

[He links to his FAQ.]

What can I say, it's tradition.

[private voice to Sollux]
I notice I haven't had my eyes seared by your text in a while. You all right?

[private voice to Yamazaki]
If you're still up for that field trip, I'm almost healed up.

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[voice]

[helpstroubled]

[ Audrey skims the FAQ before clicking on the feed, and her right eyebrow is raised slightly as she regards the screen, unsure of the type of response she'll receive. ]

Well that's... helpful.

[ An awkward beat. ]

Been here long?

[video]

[snowman]

It was an honest mistake.

text;

[entreats]

Sure is tradition right now. I wonder if we'd really have more trouble from the newcomers if you didn't tell them every time.

[text][private]

[anpan_tan]

Good luck.
Take care of you, and don't let the guards catch you.
I can't go.
I've met with your enemy, the notebook killer.
He has a piece of paper from the notebook and wrote a name on it.
I hope you and little, white, arrogant Partner-san are both OK.
Again, take care of yourself.
On BREW: You were right. It's not a god.
Eat healthy foods, too, not only chocolate. And go to the training. You need to recover fully. You made me worry a lot.

[text]

[fallengodrisen]

What is your position in this society?

[Text]

[shiromadoushi]

May want to change the line about orientation if BREW keeps making it so there isn't one.

[obimycommands]

On the contrary, it is a very well-known fact that intimacy can improve thy relations with thy partner!

[BECAUSE WEAPONS/MEISTERS ARE TOTALLY LIKE TSUKUMOGAMI/USERS.

Actually, they are.]

[text]

[feelsgoodinyou]

You are being surprisingly careless today.

[voice]

[itsfondue]

[Steve makes sure to read the entire FAQ before responding.]

I appreciate the intel. [Even if it's not the most professionally written, but he's not going to complain about that.] Sounds like you know your way around these parts.

[text]

[cardfortress]

Helpful as always, I see.

You should start charging newcomers for this.

private; perma-audio

[silicomb]

Do you miss me? I'm flattered, man, you have no idea. Pandemic throbbing of my pump-biscuit aside, yeah, I'm alive.