[19 //text // 23 April]

[want_the_world]

New people, read this before you ask the same questions every batch does, and don't go hitting the damn SOS button when you're not in danger.

Oh, too late for that.

[He links to his FAQ.]

What can I say, it's tradition.

[private voice to Sollux]
I notice I haven't had my eyes seared by your text in a while. You all right?

[private voice to Yamazaki]
If you're still up for that field trip, I'm almost healed up.

Comments

[text | private]

[want_the_world]

Heart attack.

[This isn't interesting except that he's somewhat proud of it. Jack having once been human, on the other hand...]

How'd you go from human to whatever you call yourself? 'Personification of a mythical archetype' is a mouthful.

[video | private]

[snowman]

Sorry.

[pretty glad now that these things can be set to private.]

I fell through the ice saving my little sister, and so the Moon made me a Guardian.

[text | private]

[want_the_world]

[Huh.]

You died, or would have, right?

Were the others like you also human once?

[video | private]

[snowman]

Pretty much. And...kind of? I mean, we were all someone before the Moon picked us, but I don't think Bunny was ever human or anything...

[now that he thinks about it, does the same apply to tooth? or sandy? he really needs to just have a conversation with everyone about this someday.]

[text | private]

[want_the_world]

As in the Easter Bunny?

Are you fucking around with me?

[video | private]

[snowman]

Nope. He's real, all six-something feet of him.

[text | private]

[want_the_world]

Not exactly cute and fluffy, huh.

Are all of your duties, I guess, what one would expect?

[video | private]

[snowman]

He's still pretty fluffy. But yeah, it's more of less what you'd expect even if they're all kind of weird.