01 [ video ] April 25th

[luxuriant]

Okay, listen up!

[Hope everyone is fine being greeted with this bright and cheerful face! He sure projects his voice confidently.] I'm gonna have to do a roll call here, so go ahead and leave me your names along with your contact! [He winks. The communicator will leave that automatically, right? If he understands right.

And right after a pause where it might have maybe seemed serious:] Oh, and uh, all the guys out there? You don't have to reply. I mean, if you're really determined, I guess you could. Don't leave me waiting too long now, okay? ♥

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[diedforyoursins]

[why must the men be determined to respond...? actually, this whole post is kind of baffling, really.]

Roll call? Are you looking for someone?

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[luxuriant]

[Not too bad! Got it on the first try.]

Just all of my beautiful hunnies! Future or past... It doesn't matter to me.

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[scatterflower]

Oh look. BREW brought in a pervert.

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[luxuriant]

Hey, hey, hey, who are you calling a pervert?! What's so wrong with a roll call, huh?

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[itsfondue]

[Hey Zelos. Have a guy wearing an awful plaid shirt respond to you.]

Is there a reason why you wanna know every woman's name?

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[luxuriant]

[That is the most hideous shirt]

Of course! I have to inform them that they'll now be part of Zelos' collection of hunnies, heheh.

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[entreats]

[ ... Ange just stares at the message for a long time.. Is this guy serious? ]

You know, it's a pretty transperant attempt if you already say that guys don't have to reply. [ So she just replies with her usual lineface, really. ]

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[luxuriant]

What ever do you mean, my dear? ♥ I'm the Great Zelos Wilder, friend and protector of women! So what's your name, hmm?

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[seadweller]

Why do I have to give you my name?

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[luxuriant]

[While he does pause to... observe what he's speaking to, it's hardly for long. Girls are girls!]

You don't have to... [He. Guesses.] But isn't it good to make friends?

Look, I'll even give you my name first! It's Zelos Wilder. So how about you?

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[thorny]

I'm torn between continuing the obviously pointless admonishment which seems to be pouring in on you from all corners of the network or congratulating you for the fact that despite your hamfisted tactics you've actually managed to get mostly women to reply.

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[luxuriant]

I'll take the congratulation, thanks. You can even give it in the form of your name!

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[doc_holi]

Why are you doing a roll call?

[Holiday no don't he's not some important person trying to add up residents he's just looking for some ass that should be obvious you're a moron STOP.]

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[luxuriant]

There's not a list of everyone here yet, is there? It might be good to know each other when we're all stuck in the same situation!

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[ninjainviolet]

[How's that look for a response, Zelos? She's heard the comments and seen your "description" of her.]

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[luxuriant]

[w o o p s]

Well would you look who it is! I was just looking for you, my voluptuous hunny! ♥ Did you miss me?

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[itsalright]

[How about a guy that convincingly looks like a lady?]

A roll call is a good idea, especially if you're looking for someone.

My name is Tsurugi Yuuichi, it's a pleasure to meet you! [Never mind the fact that it's mostly for women, he's totally cool with making friends with all sorts of people!]

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[luxuriant]

[Sadly Zelos has an eye for these things... But he might earn a nickname like twinkletoes or something, so watch out Tsurugi.]

Hmm, is it that obvious? [A pause, but.] The name's Zelos Wilder! Tsurugi was it?

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[feelsgoodinyou]

What kind of girls are you looking for?

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[luxuriant]

I don't know if I should group them into types.

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[want_the_world]

DEMISE network as dating service?

Good fucking luck with that. Points for not making a clueless broadcast, and for owning the sleaziness, though.

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[luxuriant]

Whoa there, no one said anything about dating. Don't tell me you're jealous? It's pretty threatening when a guy like me arrives, I know.

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[helpstroubled]

[ Yeah, no. Audrey's been around Haven's own self-appointed ladies' man Duke Crocker for way too long not to recognize a mass booty call. She just shakes her head and moves right along. ]

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[sayatakagi]

You again?!

Just how many times we have to go through this?!

[Video]

[luxuriant]

Well, well, it looks like my reputation has made its way even here! What's your name, beautiful?

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[itaidakimasu]

Aggressive, aren't you?

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[luxuriant]

Hey, I'm not aggressive! I'm the kind and gently loving Zelos Wilder!

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[weaponry]

Zelos! It's nice to see you again, but, you should know by now that most of your flirtatious tactics aren't going to work. They've failed so far, quite a number of times. [ She sighs. ] I'm Tenten. We were friends your first time here, kinda.

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[luxuriant]

That's never stopped me before! Nothing gets in the way of true love. [How is this true love at all what]

I'm sorry I can't recall the bonds of our surely beautiful friendship, Tenten. ♥ You'll have to fill me in on it, okay?

[anpan_tan]

My name is Yamazaki Sagaru. When I arrived I made something like you're just doing. I tried to hit on girls. And then...

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...someone beat the shit out of me for hitting on his girlfriend.

[luxuriant]

Have you considered it might be your face? Because man. And anyway, why are you telling me this?

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[blue_wayfinder]

Why don't you want guys replying? If you're looking for a partner you'd have better chances at finding someone if you don't limit yourself to one group.

It would also help if you say whether you're a Meister or a Weapon.

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[luxuriant]

...This isn't really a post searching for a partner. [Pausing a bit.]

But if you're volunteering~ ♥ I'm a weapon!

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[atleast80]

[...eh. Why not?]

Iyaaan~ if you say it that plainly it'll make a lot of girls shy, you know!

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[luxuriant]

Nothing wrong with that now is there? ♥ If a girl's too shy to step forward it's only a matter of time before we cross paths.