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Entry #B-1: "B" [April 28, Text]

I have a friend who needs a minor dental procedure. It seems that one of his back teeth is very sore and is darker in color than it should be. He's never been to the dentist before, and so a good, and fast, recommendation would be much appreciated.

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Perhaps you mean to give me a gift, sometime?

Why? Is it your birthday?

You just seem so interested.

If we're going to make a bet, I need to make sure I know the terms.

You sell sweets at your store, don't you?

Of course.

Then these are the terms: if I have a job, you have to give me two crates of Hello Panda cookies. I know you carry them, since I've purchased them there before.

Two whole crates? Isn't that a lot...?

If I don't have a job, I'll purchase them. It's only a lot if you're doubting your convictions.

Of course I'm not! I'm sure that you don't!

So you agree? If so, state what you are agreeing to so there is no confusion.

Then...two crates of Hello Panda cookies if you actually have a job. That's it, right?

Say that you agree.

Fine. I agree.

Then you can deliver them to my private office in the DOGS Headquarters.

What? Seriously?!

No lie.

Since when? And who are you anyways?

Since Roy hired me, months ago. I go by Rue Ryuzaki. I'm surprised someone as smart as you didn't know that.

How was I supposed to know when I've never even seen you?

Maybe you should have thought about that before you agreed to my terms.

Maybe you should have reminded me before you let me agree to your terms!

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If you let me take responsibility for what happens to you, you will not like it.

I'm not asking you to take full responsibility! Just a little responsibility!

Just tell the lady at the front desk in Headquarters that you brought cookies. She'll know who they're for.

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