soul_campaign | text; 022 - APRIL 29/'10

s0 let me ask now while i've still g0t the cajones t0:
how many 0f you nub-witted bipedals 0ut there actually know h0w to handle a standard c0mputer.
or even these shitty mirr0rs.
and on a s0mewhat (not really) related n0te:
combat training.
wh0 has it?

[ FILTER; trolls ]
eridan's g0ne.
i don't kn0w if it's on his 0wn or if BREW's just g0ne on an0ther binge.
he's not ar0und that i can tell.
[ /FILTER ]

[ FILTER; dat empress ]
hey y0u.
how ab0ut it.
you.
me.
b0ttle of s0da and a movie 0r some shit.
b0w chika bow w0w.
call me.
[ /FILTER ]

[ FILTER; mattbutt ]
sing 0r hum the aperture science theme at my corpse party.
0r whatever you weird0s call it when some0ne kicks it.
bring juice.
[ /FILTER ]

((translation:
So let me ask now while I've still got the cajones to:
How many of you nub-witted bipedals out there actually know how to handle a standard computer?
Or ever those shitty mirrors.
And on a somewhat (not really) related note:
Combat training.
Who has it?))

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The majority of people here should have combat training by now. And if not that's what morning training sessions are for after all.

Funeral. Wtf are you doing?

n0t everyone's cut 0ut for m0rnings, bro.

Understandable considering your nocturnal nature. Why are you asking?

checking 0ut this hot fishchick.
y0u gonna be s0 jelly, man.

Isn't she a murderous bitch?

0ur numbers aren't many.
in fact they're pretty much pathetic.
i may as well bolster 0ur pathetic resources while i'm able.

aren't i a fucking badass?
it'll be fine.

I have had a fair 8it of practice. The process of which was necessitated as a means of protection. And 8esides, a 8asic level of coding isn't too difficult, although Psi definitely provides ample support in my endeavors when I ask him.

8ut I dou8t that message was intended for me. ::::)

So, Ampora is gone? You woudln't know if he trie to meet the Empress, did he?

No, it won't. Wtf Sollux.

I was under the impression you weren't much of a physical fighter.

s0meone has t0 assess the situation.
sure as hell isn't g0ing to be th0se pansies who call themselves tr0lls.
more like hippies.

i'm n0t.
but it'd be ok t0 know s0me skills in the event i HAVE to sh0w off.

[ tbh he's largely tired of not being able to keep up when people start running. ]

I barely sleep in the evenings if you'd be interested in learning basics. I'm not sure you could handle much more than that at first. Though of course, you're more than welcome to go to other guests for assistance if you'd prefer. The offer is there if you want it.

i trust m0st trolls t0 know their elb0ws from their waste-chutes, so y0u are dubiously let 0ff the proverbial h0ok.

and yeah he's g0ne, that i can tell.
i can double-check with the agency and get the v0yeur in charge of security and surveillance t0 scope shit 0ut.
but i think he's really gone.
if he'd met the empress he w0uldn't stop talking ab0ut it i'm willing to bet.

what d0 you take me f0r, a wet protein n0odle?

[ spoiler: he is ]

if y0u're offering i'm willing t0 accept.

From what I understand, tolerance is high praise coming form you. If that was the intention, then I appreciate the compliment. If not then I shall appreciate it anyway.

That is true. From what I know of her she'd 8e more than likely to attempt to use him in some fashion. Unless, of course, she deemed him incapable of providing any 8enefit in her employ. I don't 8elieve I should go into what happens after that occurs.

Yes, in fact I did. But we can change that easily enough if you're serious about this. When do you want to start?

print it 0ut, frame it, and hang it on the wall if y0u like, it'll serve as a lasting reminder.

y0u don't need t0 go int0 it; i have a pretty go0d idea of what happens.
i'll check in with the agency, make sure it was just BREW and n0t dumb shit.

[ if only sollux knew. ]

any g0ddamn time so l0ng as it's after sundown.

So you just jump in front of the fish queen. Yes, that makes perfect sense. I forgot how much sense you make all the time.

That's good. Though I don't 8elieve I should say this my cautionary nature precludes presumptions.

Do 8e careful. I'm fairly sure those archives are encrypted.

[Lucky for Stein he doesn't.]

Do you want to start tonight around midnight? Or would you prefer an earlier time or tomorrow?

near has a city-wide netw0rk.
shit happens, people will kn0w, right?

[ ha. haha. he can hope. ]

we're the same species anyway where's the harm in trying 0ut for s0me kind of truce.

midnight's fine.
at the sch0olhive 0r what?

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