April 30th | video

[braidedwonder]

So... I might've done a questionably bad thing...

[ Hi, Death City, here's your favorite Deathscythe Hell pilot, looking very much like the cat that got the cream as he stands outside, chewing on his thumb nail and... staring off at this motorcycle that he quickly turns the screen to in order to show it off, moving up, down, and around to offer a view that.. almost makes it seems like a corny car commercial. ]

I did a thing today, and I guess I oughtah just introduce everyone to my new metallic child and say officially that I am a speed demon and if I run circles around you.. I may or may not be sorry! Zero to sixty in 7.41 seconds, antilock dual disc brakes, continuously variable transmission... I think I'm in heaven! 

[ No, that was not a gloriously girlish giggle after that run down. Not at all. ] 

Gonna have to spice her up with some green or somethin' but... damn is this thing awesome, right?! I'll give rides for free, especially if you're pretty~

Comments

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[00110010_00110011]

thiink must be

she iis very shiiny
assume dont have to ask iif youre doiing well

[maskednanashi]

[Don't you make him put you on the couch, mister.]

[braidedwonder]

[ he'll just end up draped all over the floor why would you even - ]

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[braidedwonder]

I dunno. It'll depend when we both have nothin' to do - probably better late at night so we're not dodging people left and right. Don't feel like dealin' with tickets either.

[braidedwonder]

You've gotta be at least 16 and take a few driver's courses, basically. And all you can really get is bikes because of how the city's built, but that's fine by me..

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[braidedwonder]

Well she's brand new, so she'll stay that way for a while!

Well you still can if you want to! I'm doing pretty good though. What about you?

[maskednanashi]

[Hey if you want to snuggle with the acrobat then you have to be a good boy.]

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[00110010_00110011]

am 0k

have partner now

but
dont thiink have told you about past
has shown up iin especiially unwelcome form

but am 0k
dont need to talk about self

have never riidden two-wheel deviice
iis iit diiffiicult to control??

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

In two days. Well, nights.

At night. Near the Nocturne Bazar. <small<[ Because there are no cameras there ]

[divide_by_zero]

How much do they cost?

[braidedwonder]

[ ....

Damn it. ]

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[braidedwonder]

The place that got destroyed not too long ago?

Alright. Sounds like a plan!

[braidedwonder]

Depends on what bike you're looking at, really. I like having fast, slick looking things so I spent quite a bit. Worth it, though.

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[braidedwonder]

Oh really? That's good news! Planning any missions soon?

It's not difficult to control at all! If you want, I can take you on a ride one day?

[maskednanashi]

[That's what I that.]

[divide_by_zero]

Do you have a picture of it so I can see? *Because he is burning with curiosity now*

[braidedwonder]

Yeah, sure. This is it.

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[00110010_00110011]

yes
have been traiiniing to prepare

would liike to take riide
thanks

iis there anythiing should expect on miissiions??
partner iis new to them as well

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

Good. See you then.

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[braidedwonder]

Cool! When are you available to take a ride?

Uhhh well, weapons have to eat a soul at the end, but they aren't that bad.
Just be careful and everything, you know?

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[00110010_00110011]

know about eatiing souls
sounds diisgustiing

am free iin afternoons

[divide_by_zero]

*Zero doesn't need to breathe but he certainly makes a strangled sound as he looks at how classy that bike is.*

That's it. I'm getting a job so I can have a bike like that. Only mine will be red.

[braidedwonder]

[ oops, that might be a cocky little chuckle in return. ]

Sounds like a plan. Race me with it when you get it, huh?

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[braidedwonder]

It's not that bad. Kind of like eating an over cooked noodle, really.

Okay cool... so is tomorrow or the next day good for you?
If we don't get a lot of work calls, of course.

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[00110010_00110011]

suppose can do iit iif have to to level up

the next day iis good