April 30th | video

[braidedwonder]

So... I might've done a questionably bad thing...

[ Hi, Death City, here's your favorite Deathscythe Hell pilot, looking very much like the cat that got the cream as he stands outside, chewing on his thumb nail and... staring off at this motorcycle that he quickly turns the screen to in order to show it off, moving up, down, and around to offer a view that.. almost makes it seems like a corny car commercial. ]

I did a thing today, and I guess I oughtah just introduce everyone to my new metallic child and say officially that I am a speed demon and if I run circles around you.. I may or may not be sorry! Zero to sixty in 7.41 seconds, antilock dual disc brakes, continuously variable transmission... I think I'm in heaven! 

[ No, that was not a gloriously girlish giggle after that run down. Not at all. ] 

Gonna have to spice her up with some green or somethin' but... damn is this thing awesome, right?! I'll give rides for free, especially if you're pretty~

Comments

[divide_by_zero]

*Zero doesn't need to breathe but he certainly makes a strangled sound as he looks at how classy that bike is.*

That's it. I'm getting a job so I can have a bike like that. Only mine will be red.

[braidedwonder]

[ oops, that might be a cocky little chuckle in return. ]

Sounds like a plan. Race me with it when you get it, huh?

[divide_by_zero]

*RRRR, you've hit upon Zero's competitive nature. It doesn't come up all the time but you know when you've found it.*

Oh you bet I will.

[braidedwonder]

Alright. I look forward to it!

[divide_by_zero]

First...

*now he has to swallow his pride and look down* Can I have a ride on it? Sorry if I'm not pretty.

[braidedwonder]

Testing out the merchandise before you buy?

[ Sorry, Zero, but he's really amused by all of this. ] Yeah yeah sure, I don't mind. I'm gonna have to start a schedule of rides by now...

[divide_by_zero]

Can't hurt to test, can it?

[braidedwonder]

Yeah, gotta give it to you there, it's definitely a good thing. I took this one out for a test drive before I actually bought it, so..

[divide_by_zero]

Well, let me know when you're giving out rides.