April 30th | video

[braidedwonder]

So... I might've done a questionably bad thing...

[ Hi, Death City, here's your favorite Deathscythe Hell pilot, looking very much like the cat that got the cream as he stands outside, chewing on his thumb nail and... staring off at this motorcycle that he quickly turns the screen to in order to show it off, moving up, down, and around to offer a view that.. almost makes it seems like a corny car commercial. ]

I did a thing today, and I guess I oughtah just introduce everyone to my new metallic child and say officially that I am a speed demon and if I run circles around you.. I may or may not be sorry! Zero to sixty in 7.41 seconds, antilock dual disc brakes, continuously variable transmission... I think I'm in heaven! 

[ No, that was not a gloriously girlish giggle after that run down. Not at all. ] 

Gonna have to spice her up with some green or somethin' but... damn is this thing awesome, right?! I'll give rides for free, especially if you're pretty~

Comments

[topgun_textiles]

Sounds solid. Should I stay off the sidewalks, then?

[braidedwonder]

Nah, the aim is to only break my own bones if I end up wiping out - they heal up real fast so it won't keep me down for long.

[ Though, by the way he's laughing, he's not thinking about that at all. ]

[topgun_textiles]

Well, s'long as it's just your bones I guess it ain't a problem.

[braidedwonder]

Organs heal up too. Been there done that one. It's a bitch but... yanno...
[ Duo.. shrugging off internal injury is not normal. At all. Ever. ]