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May 1st - Video

For those who visit the strip club in the Red Light area, I have a question for professional interest.

[Well, he's one of the strippers there so he might as well ask.]

Which do you prefer more as part of the performance: an act with a pole or an act without a pole?

[He nods because really that's the only question he has.]

Thank you for your time.

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See, a pole is too obviously phallic. When a woman dances without the aid of a pole, it allows the viewer to use their imagination, yeah? Also, lap dances practically count as international currency by now, which is worth something...

I wonder if I should put this in my lab notebook...

We have male dancers too.

Interesting, and surely a lucrative option for the ladies here, but not quite to my taste.

[Then he leans into the camera. Really leans in.]

You don't strike me as the type to be... Unless the hair... Hmm, perhaps the hair does say something, after all.

Edited (that was not the icon I wanted.) 2013-02-09 00:52 (UTC)

The type to be what?

[Finishing sentences is a good thing, okay.]

[See icon for an accurate representation of the pose. He appears to be treating this as a case study...?]

Interested in men. Or male dancers. It would be good to acknowledge the difference, wouldn't it.

Unless you ask because you are the proprietor of the establishment... the hair could well signify Hugh Hefner status, too...

[His hair means he's into men? That's...confusing.]

I just work there.

[See, the hair is important. It signifies your availability

[Ohhhh. Okay.]

Okay, so you're either a bartender or a stripper. Or you're a bouncer. I'd put my money on... hmm, you look like you mix good drinks. [Not quite, Okarin.]

You'd be able to answer this one, too. Full nude club?

I'm a stripper.

[And this guy is really weird...]

...The place is called Bare-It-All.

[Oh.]

[He's a stripper.]

[That would... certainly explain his insistence on the male dancer part.]

Well. I'm sure you do a fine job at it... I... guess?

So full nude, then. Might have to stop by sometime; never been to a full nude club. Though Kurisu would kick my ass if she knew...

People seem to enjoy what I do.

[And it pays well. That's good enough for him.]

It isn't that hard to find the place.

Do you ever wonder how many people in this city know what your dong looks like?

[Dead. Fucking. Serious.]

No. It's not that important really.

It is intensely important! Are you not a man? Do you not wonder how many people, when they see you or talk to you, picture you naked? I mean, I only had to see Kurisu naked once and I was imagining her tits in my head for the next week!

[Then he realizes what words came out of his mouth and flushes.]

Um. Yeah. As I was saying, it's a legitimate question!

I'm a man but I don't wonder about those things. It's just a job and if people picture me naked when they see me then they'll do that whether I'm a stripper or not.

[And...he can't figure out why they're talking about this now.]

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May 1st - Video

permavideo because he's embarrassing

I'm really amused

I hope you understand why I like playing this guy

I'm so glad I work from home because he's making me laugh

I'm listening to NSYNC right now. btw. in case you were interested

lmao oh my childhood

WAI YAI YAI YIPPIE YAI YAY................

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff I KNOW YOU ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

i'm in loooove with a stripperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

/SMACKS YOU

he rollin he rollin, he climbin that pole and... ~Okarin has a question~

/dead

this is a truly enlightening thread of the ages

it's so beautiful