may 3rd | video | afternoon

[realimperfect]

 
I can't believe I even have to come on here to ask this - [ Hi, Death City, have a really irritated Re-l on your network today, giving anyone watching that judgmental, pissed off look down her nose, eyebrows in full angry tip - ]  

But who the hell is telling Pino that Vincent is 'stuffing' me? First of all - she has the mentality of a four year old and can't keep something to herself for the life of her, so good job telling her shit she'll eventually tell me. 

And second - [ Man WHY DOES SHE EVEN HAVE TO SAY THIS - Her cheeks are suddenly a little flushed (just the slightest bit under all that pale make-up) and for once she seems a little flustered. Considering the fact that in Romdeau this wouldn't even need to be said....

She'll just quickly get it out, and then hang right up. Yes, that sounds like a perfect, efficient plan! ]

It isn't like that at all! 

[ And the feed goes dead. ] 

Comments

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

"Stuffing?" My, that's vivid imagery. And vigorous

I didn't tell Pino. But I did assume it for myself. I'm likely not the only one.

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

I don't see how it's anyone's business what our... relationship is with one another.

[ Everyone just needs to stay out of her business, clearly!! ]

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

Can you blame them? "Stuffing" implies passion. Excess. It's crude and bawdy and therefore fascinating to humans, even though there are only so many possible combinations of motions that can really be employed.

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

... This was from one person telling Pino things she shouldn't know anyway, L, not a vast majority. And stop using it like that! [ Clearly it doesn't really sit well with her to be discussing this sort of thing, much less over the network. She doesn't even want to think about it. ]

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

You used it first, and now I forever associate the word and all its connotations with you.

I actually sort of want cranberry sauce. No idea why.

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

.... What the hell does cranberry sauce have to do with anything!?
[ Uh oh - someone is ultra testy today! ]

I did not use it first. Whoever spoke to Pino did.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

I understand that it tastes good with turkey, and turkeys get stuffed, too.

Don't be dense. You spoke the word, aloud, before I did. Therefore, as far as this conversation is concerned, you said it first.

[He has, after all, not met Pino.]

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

Oh shut up. [ God damn it L, she's not in the best condition to be on the up and up when it comes to being clever, and damn it, if he starts beating her in these things she's going to be so angry... ]

The point is I need to find whoever it was that told her this, and as fast as possible so I can stop them. That damn autoreiv ...

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

What? You think there's a serial corrupter on the loose? They absolutely must be stopped, goodness knows we don't have enough to do with civilian mobs and random hate crimes on a daily basis.

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that Pino is a weak point because she has no idea when to stop talking.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

Oh? That must be a common trait in your world.

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

Very funny, L. [ In other words: not funny at all! ]

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

It's Ryuzaki.

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

You've taken on a new name, now?

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

It's just the name I've been using since my arrival in December.

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

Right. Regardless, my point still stands.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

What point?

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

That Pino is a weak point that needs to be hemmed in, somehow.

Too bad this place doesn't have the technology to upgrade her systems and push her mental age up.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

So, what are you going to do about it? If she is from your world, it's more likely that she is the responsibility of you and your boyfriend, over anyone else.

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

He's not my boyfriend.


.... I may just have to toy with her circuitry.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

I know someone who is better with machines than anyone I've ever met.

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

Hm. Might be worth a try.

... If you're inclined to share, that is.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

There's really no need. It appears that you already know him.

[Audio]

[realimperfect]

I do? I'm not aware, apparently.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

Are you? Hm. Yes. You asked, I suppose you must not be.