May 24th, Anonymous Text

[naniwarocky]

So.

Hypothetically, if someone were to tell you that they like you and then kiss you. But they did it while they were drunk and don't seem to remember doing it, what should you do?

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[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

How drunk were they?

[L thinks it's a sliding scale.]

[Anon Text]

[naniwarocky]

On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being tipsy and 10 being completely wasted, I'd say they were around 5 or 6.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

[That makes it harder.]

If 1 was sober and 10 was completely wasted, you might have a chance, but if 1 is already tipsy, I say that your hopes start waning exponentially by 3.

[Anon Text]

[naniwarocky]

So it really could have just been the alcohol making them overly friendly?

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

Did you know them before? That could lower the number a bit if you're already familiar with them.

[Anon Text]

[naniwarocky]

Yeah. I've actually known them for a while.

[Text]

[dead_black_eyes]

If 1 was tipsy and 10 was completely wasted, but you knew them before, that lowers the number to 3 or 4, meaning that chances are about 50% that it means something. 30% at 4, and so on, with a decrease of 10% for every number on the drunkenness scale toward 10.

[Anon Text]

[naniwarocky]

So basically, there are equal chances of it meaning something or not meaning something?

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

If you want to reduce it to such a crude explanation, that's correct, yes.

[Anon Text]

[naniwarocky]

Well I didn't mean to reduce it to just that, but looking at all that info will just make me start to over think things.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

Clearly, you were set on overthinking this from the beginning.

[Anon Text]

[naniwarocky]

Is that what it looks like? Cause I don't see it as such.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

My guess is that you don't see a lot of things.