01 ♒ Text [May 28]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhat the fuck is this hoofbeastshit
i wwas just here an noww im bein told i left like twwo fuckin months ago
not to mention all a my shits gone
do you havve any idea to wwhat lengths i wwent through to make these shitty fuckin hivveblocks livvable an noww i gotta do all that wwork again just cause breww cant make up its fuckin mind
an speakin a breww i think theres been a serious fuckin misunderstandin here that i cant let slide
i wwas a meister an a damned fuckin good one if you ask me
so wwhy the fuck am i bein told that noww im APPARENTLY a wweapon
wwhy would it take a perfectly good thing an go an fuckin RUIN IT like that
theres gotta be a fuckin mistake here theres just no wway

so wwhat did i miss an howw many a you are evven still fuckin around

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[nauticalnightmare]

[Friendly faces are a good thing right now, definitely something appreciated after dealing with the adults.]

Hey Fab. Howw's thin's wwith the WWatch been? Heard there's been a bunch a shit goin' on wwith the citizens gettin' pissed off recently.

[malandragem]

Things have been... as well as can be expected. Things got a bit complicated for a while, but they have settled down nicely. For now.

[She gently at him, shrugging.]

But I hope things are not too complicated for you to return to.

[nauticalnightmare]

It's alwways "for noww" around here, so that's not surprisin'. I heard about the kidnappin's an' noww that mission in Central America. Not quite as bad as the bazaar incident seein' as howw at least nothin' too bad's happenin' in the city, but it sounds like thin's hawe been excitin'.

I'd go, but there's still the fact I still hawen't got the hang a fightin' off the madness wwawelength an' on top a that don't knoww wwhat the fuck I'm doin' as a wweapon.

[malandragem]

Yes, well- 'exciting' is certainly one way to put it. I prefer 'worrisome', myself. I cannot believe that the kidnappers simply planned to take a few people only to give up so easily when they were discovered.

[She's found that things are never really that simple.]

You will learn better if you find a suitable partner. Bee keeps me quite grounded, when the need arises. [Though thankfully it isn't often.]

...you have become a weapon now? How strange.

[nauticalnightmare]

They gawe up easily? I hadn't heard that part, an' yeah agreein' that's suspicious as fuck. It's hard findin' a partner wworth the effort, but I'm wwillin' to giwe it a shot wwith one that offered to try an' see howw wwe do together.

Strange isn't the wword for it though. It's fuckin' bullshit, that's wwhat it is.

[malandragem]

Rather,not so much that they gave up easily as that after we rescued the captives, nothing else has been heard from them. I do not believe that to be something we should take at face value.


Why? Do you have an issue with your weapon form?

[nauticalnightmare]

So wwe should sure as fuck be expectin' somethin' outta no wwhere then is wwhat you're sayin'. Layin' loww after bein' caught's usually a good strategy if you're too wweak to fight back.

An' it's not the form, my form is pretty fuckin' awwesome an' obwiously the best, just don't like the thought a bein' a wweapon in general.

[malandragem]

The head housemaid would have gotten more information from the ones we captured, if she were here. As it stands, the local authorities did not allow us to question them ourselves.

[And her expressions shows just what she thinks about that.]

And why is that?

[nauticalnightmare]

Bettin' there's a lot a us here wwho could hawe made them talk if they'd giwen us the chance.

[Because drastic measures gets drastic results.]

I'm royalty an' it's a fuckin' insult bein' the tool someone else uses to fight wwith. I knoww all a that equality shit regardin' partners but that barely makes the idea a it any fuckin' better.

[malandragem]

I do not doubt that there are, though I cannot say I would be alright with some methods...

[But better than being uninformed, she knows.]

I am afraid I have to put in my two cents about 'all a that equality shit', Eridan, and remind you that there is no shame in a position as a weapon- it would be an even more unwinnable war indeed if we had no weapons to fight alongside.