soul_campaign | [Text] 17th June

omfc somemoby destroy the coddamn sun or melt the polar caps idc this heat is gettin on ma fuckin nerves
theres naut one fuckin beach around here or anyfin similar to dat FUCK
i )(AK---E this desert

also dat mission was bs till we got to the giant shithead [ aka, Eren ]
yo giant shithead
you fin as shell

btw winters you n I togetha rockin the gala
get sum fancy dressin aight

n takuto [ you have NO idea how hard it was for her to remember your name :C ]
wtf is up with your names cod
anywaves lets carp

[ Translation:
Oh my fucking god, somebody destroy the goddamn sun or melt the polar caps, I don't care. This heat is getting on my fucking nerves.
There is not one fucking beach around here or anything similar to that. FUCK.
I hate this desert

Also, that mission was bullshit until we got to the giant shithead
Yo, giant shithead, you're fun as hell

By the way, Winters, you and I together, rocking the gala
Get some fancy dressing, alright?

And Takuto
(What the fuck is up with your names, god)
Anyway, let's talk ]

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....uh, carp?

[He can understand most fish puns but this one... no, he has no idea and he's having trouble mustering up the effort to figure it out. ~~Also she might have better luck remembering his family name Tsunashi, because the tsunashi is actually a kind of fish.~~]

[ she will call him Tunashi and make everything so much more epic ]

Talk, homie. Aboat the classes.

[Carp seems like a stretch to him but what does he know anyway.]

R-right. I'm... [He hesitates with an expression that seems much less ~~obnoxious~~ enthusiastic than he's been before.] I'm free any time before noon or after six pm.

[ Shh Tuna, don't ruin it ]

Afta six's fin with me. In two days, cuz dis gurl gotta sea water best recipes to start with.

So... the nineteenth? After six? Where?

Better Crocker bidness, homie. Building A, first floor, the raddest shop you gonna fin.

[He smiles just a bit.]

Cool. Then I'll sea you there! [He has to emphasize the word to know that she understands he's playing along with the fish puns.]

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I'll see what I have lying around. Is there gonna be fucking cake there?

oh

my cod

hottest chick in town tells ya to be her pair at the summa gala
n all ya care aboat is cake

y theres alwaves cake

[Behold: Winters and his incredible knack for understanding the ladies. He pulls a face.]

HA! You know me and my stomach! That's just the bonus hangin' out with the best!

Whale, yeah. Ok, shore ma cakes are fuckin' delish.

Anywaves, we gonna dance too.

[Winters would have responded to the cake part if not for that second part. He visibly stiffens.]

Dance? You plannin' on leading because I don't fucking dance.

[ she smirks wide ]

You gonna dance now. Dis gurl will lead ya, no worries homie.

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I heard there was a pool in the city. I really hate this desert weather, too.

Dat shit's full of chems, fuckin' disgustin'. N' is naut big nuff fo this gurl.

[ a groan, very similar to a low groan ]

So... you're really looking for the sea, huh? Unfortunately, I think the closest body of water to us would be on the West Coast from here... the ocean.

Damn right I am. Imma sea dwella.

[ Condesce huffs] Fuck. Who ebben lives out here in this sandy boredom, seariously.

[Karina shrugs.]

Some people like it in a place like this. But I certainly don't. I'd much rather prefer the seaside.

Somefin be reely wrong in their think-pans.

Everymoby with a brain woulda prefer the seaside.

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It IS ToO HOT hEre.

DRy AND HOT.

n too much fuckin sand
y does anymoby want ta live here seariously

SaND ITCHEs. It GEts IN MY FuR and RespIRATOr and MakEs IT ITCH.

I WOulD Not if I HAD a CHoice.

aye n dat shit gets on ma gills its gross as shell
cod this plaice is so shitty

yo guppy
you got fur

ThAT SOunDS PAINful. I aM SORry U SufFeR.

No GUppy. I am An EVO. BioWulf.

[ sorry she suffers, what? That is... new. ]

yo wazz dat biowulf thing you carpin aboat

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