soul_campaign | [Text] 17th June

omfc somemoby destroy the coddamn sun or melt the polar caps idc this heat is gettin on ma fuckin nerves
theres naut one fuckin beach around here or anyfin similar to dat FUCK
i )(AK---E this desert

also dat mission was bs till we got to the giant shithead [ aka, Eren ]
yo giant shithead
you fin as shell

btw winters you n I togetha rockin the gala
get sum fancy dressin aight

n takuto [ you have NO idea how hard it was for her to remember your name :C ]
wtf is up with your names cod
anywaves lets carp

[ Translation:
Oh my fucking god, somebody destroy the goddamn sun or melt the polar caps, I don't care. This heat is getting on my fucking nerves.
There is not one fucking beach around here or anything similar to that. FUCK.
I hate this desert

Also, that mission was bullshit until we got to the giant shithead
Yo, giant shithead, you're fun as hell

By the way, Winters, you and I together, rocking the gala
Get some fancy dressing, alright?

And Takuto
(What the fuck is up with your names, god)
Anyway, let's talk ]

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So... you're really looking for the sea, huh? Unfortunately, I think the closest body of water to us would be on the West Coast from here... the ocean.

Damn right I am. Imma sea dwella.

[ Condesce huffs] Fuck. Who ebben lives out here in this sandy boredom, seariously.

[Karina shrugs.]

Some people like it in a place like this. But I certainly don't. I'd much rather prefer the seaside.

Somefin be reely wrong in their think-pans.

Everymoby with a brain woulda prefer the seaside.

Edited 2013-07-26 10:20 (UTC)

Makes me wonder why they decided to set up this school here in the middle of the desert.

Cuz shit's hard to find, I dunno. Sounds dumb eitha way, cuz everymoby already heard of Shibusen.

[She sighs.]

What I'd give for a vacation to the seaside.

I think we can leave or somefin, but naut through mirrors, which is bull. We gotta pay guppies ta leave n shit.

Huh... I see... well, I guess it works like any normal vacation back home.

I'unno. Neva needed dat shit, yo.

Hm? How come?

Empress need no vacations, homie. Empress alwaves on vacation and doin' shit she likes.

... you're an empress?

[She's stunned. She never expected that of this alien.]

Damn right, shrimp! Her Imperious Condescension in da house, yo.

Imperious... Condescension...?

[It sounds like a tyrant's title. And it makes Karina just the slightest bit wary of her despite how awesome her cakes are.]

Damn right, gurl. Rula' of Alternian Empire.

So... is baking cakes your hobby?

Shore. Also cuz is good ta build an empire n' get shit tons mola.

Build an empire...? In this world? A corporate empire, by the sound of it.

[ not really, but ]

Neva heard of Betty Crocker bakery, gurl? I had shit tons of stores all ova the plaice, nomoby was betta than me at it.

I've only heard about it here in Death City. So, you had lots of bakeries where you came from?

Among otter fings, but yeah.

So, will you be trying to do the same here?

Da queen likes sum moola.

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