[video] June 22nd

[wicked_captain]

[Hello network, have gleaming red eyes and a sharp smile underneath tousled, two-toned hair. You might have seen him around, being generally rude to everyone, but he hasn't introduced himself until now. For some definition of 'introduce'. Hope you've enjoyed your vacation from shit-stirrers, cause it's over now]

So I've heard there's a war going on. How convenient. I was just wondering where I might find my next set of prey, and here I am. It's no wonder you're losing, with all the worthless garbage you call infantry I've met so far, but a little lesson in agony should clear that up.

But enough of that. I'm looking for a sword. A good one. One-handed, fairly balanced and made of a reliable metal, sharp enough that it won't resist when I cleave through bone. Bring me that and I'll be sure to lay those Witches to waste.

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[nofarplaneyet]

A real sword won't do any good unless you have a sword Weapon.

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[wicked_captain]

I've heard enough of that talk, but nothing's quite as interesting if done the same way.

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[nofarplaneyet]

*he snorts* You'll find out if you try to go on a mission on your own.

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[wicked_captain]

We'll see about that, old man.