soul_campaign | 009 ♥ video (january 28th)

[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]

Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.

[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]

Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.

Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.

Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.

[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]

Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥

[ He blows a kiss. ]

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Screw that, those arseholes can't tell me what to say!

They'll put a censor on you! I've seen it done before. It wasn't pretty.

How?

I dunno how. But I know every time the guy talked, he was spouting things about ponies and rainbows and cute fuzzy things.

Well, that's dumb.

Especially since he swore so nicely before that. I think it adds flavor to the language, don't you~?

I dunno. I just say it 'cause I say it, not because it makes it pretty.

Hehe. You're cute! What's your name?

[Cute? She laughs at the camera and scratches her head.]

Name's Kid! Same as the bloke with the stripes in his hair.

Kid? I like it. It suits you, though. Haha hopefully people don't confuse you two! They might think you're the leader of this world. From guest to god, what a status increase!

Sounds like a good deal to me. Think I could swing that?

I think so! And you'd definitely be better looking than the current one!

Damn straight.

I'd gladly worship you.

[She gives him a blank stare.]

What? Uhh, I don't need that much.

Haha! How old are you~?

Sixteen.

Oh hoh~! Just on the cusp of womanhood!

What's that mean?

That you'll be even hotter in a few years!

[This guy ain't afraid of nothing, is he? Kid coughs, and straightens up, trying to look confident despite her blushing.]

Pfft. Like I need any improvement.

Everyone needs improvements in something, at least. I'm sure you're not a sex pro, after all!

Uh, no. But I'm a pro at more important stuff.

Like what~?

Ya learn all kinds of stuff when ya ain't got a place to live for a few years. But I can't tell ya everything, a girl's gotta have some secrets.

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